Why is God such a cunt?
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Why is God such a cunt?
Serious question. Why is the Abrahamic God such a fucking arsehole?
Re: Why is God such a cunt?
He obviously doesn't get laid often enough.
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And a chronicle of suffering shows the mythic pall they cast
To believe is true religion, but to see is truth at last
Oh no, too late to hold a trial, time doesn't wait for the watchmaker's dial
Re: Why is God such a cunt?
I think he was disappointed with the Jews .
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Re: Why is God such a cunt?
Because semites have a serious problem with evil in the world and love to chant lalala while getting spanked?
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Re: Why is God such a cunt?
Neither do I and I'm not an anal retentive control freak.beige wrote:He obviously doesn't get laid often enough.
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Re: Why is God such a cunt?
You wait a few eternities and see how you feel thenSvartalf wrote:Neither do I and I'm not an anal retentive control freak.beige wrote:He obviously doesn't get laid often enough.
In the best laid plans of history lie the ruins of the past
And a chronicle of suffering shows the mythic pall they cast
To believe is true religion, but to see is truth at last
Oh no, too late to hold a trial, time doesn't wait for the watchmaker's dial
And a chronicle of suffering shows the mythic pall they cast
To believe is true religion, but to see is truth at last
Oh no, too late to hold a trial, time doesn't wait for the watchmaker's dial
Re: Why is God such a cunt?
He isn´t! He embraces us with his love all the time!
I´m just a delicate little flower!
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Re: Why is God such a cunt?
He loved all over me last Sunday. It was really sticky and unpleasant.Sælir eru einfaldir wrote:He isn´t! He embraces us with his love all the time!
Re: Why is God such a cunt?
Pappa wrote:He loved all over me last Sunday. It was really sticky and unpleasant.Sælir eru einfaldir wrote:He isn´t! He embraces us with his love all the time!
Deep down you liked it though
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Re: Why is God such a cunt?
Yeah, it was pretty deep.Sælir eru einfaldir wrote:Pappa wrote:He loved all over me last Sunday. It was really sticky and unpleasant.Sælir eru einfaldir wrote:He isn´t! He embraces us with his love all the time!
Deep down you liked it though
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Re: Why is God such a cunt?
In the US the Infernal Revenue Service made a deliberate effort to get people to fear them so it would be easier to collect taxes. Extrapolate.
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Re: Why is God such a cunt?
More like a medieval tyrant or worse still some imaginary entity the likes of King Nebuchadnezzar. They just took it for granted in those days in the absence of any democracy their rulers were in fact ruthless cunts because they knew of no other system of government
Just because more people believe Jesus is the son of God and not the son of Satan does not make it any truer.
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Re: Why is God such a cunt?
That's how they say "get your exhaust pipes reamed" where you come from? How quaint.Sælir eru einfaldir wrote:He isn´t! He embraces us with his love all the time!
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Re: Why is God such a cunt?
God? A cunt?
Is he fuck!
There's no way I'd go down on god!
Is he fuck!
There's no way I'd go down on god!
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Re: Why is God such a cunt?
If he had a cock you wouldXamonas Chegwé wrote:God? A cunt?
Is he fuck!
There's no way I'd go down on god!
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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