Why is God such a cunt?

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Re: Why is God such a cunt?

Post by A Monkey Shaved » Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:49 pm

I would like the direct that question to something that exists for example "why is the Pope such a cunt?" or "why is Pat Robertson such a cunt?"
Just because more people believe Jesus is the son of God and not the son of Satan does not make it any truer.

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Re: Why is God such a cunt?

Post by Pappa » Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:41 pm

A Monkey Shaved wrote:"why is the Pope such a cunt?"
Because he is actually evil.

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Re: Why is God such a cunt?

Post by Oh Absolutely » Wed Aug 16, 2023 10:17 pm

God is a super filthy diseased infested cunt.

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Re: Why is God such a cunt?

Post by JimC » Wed Aug 16, 2023 10:23 pm

Philosophically, I doubt that a non-existent thing has any properties whatsoever.

However, the man-made narrative of a god in the Abrahamic tradition is indeed a picture of a twisted, misogynistic, vindictive arsehole...
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Re: Why is God such a cunt?

Post by Strontium Dog » Thu Aug 17, 2023 10:07 am

This whole thread is wantonly Godphobic.
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Re: Why is God such a cunt?

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Aug 17, 2023 11:59 am

It's an insult to cunts.
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Re: Why is God such a cunt?

Post by Svartalf » Thu Aug 17, 2023 12:28 pm

Yeah, god is udderly unfuckable
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Re: Why is God such a cunt?

Post by aufbahrung » Thu Aug 17, 2023 4:02 pm

God is a placeholder for the simulator entity that constructed this universe. Obviously of questionable morals and way too much time on their hands. I'll not hear a bad thing said against such a real and terrifying prospect.
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