The Ending of the Theistic Argument

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The Ending of the Theistic Argument

Post by Tails Turrosaki » Thu May 13, 2010 10:55 pm

Theists try to prove their religion correct a lot with atheists.

It normally starts out with the following atheistic argument:

"Do you have proof?"
"Blah blah blah blah blah blah tl;dr: It's true because my holy text says so."

Or, for the desperate but ever so funny argument, they attempt to use religious science to prove themselves... Which will always fail and fall back to the "It's true because my holy text says so."

"Scientists say that there was a worldwide flood thousands of years ago."
"How does this prove anything?"
"It's proves so because my holy text claims there was a flood."

Most argument go back to that. "My holy text says so." It's a pathetic argument. Normally, it's countered by this:

"Using what you're trying to prove to prove itself does not work."

And that's replied to be some silly, long post related to something about God or Jesus that's complete nonsense.

After that, it goes into God. This is probably how it'd turn out:

"There is no free will."
"How so?"
"God knows everything that's going to happen."
"Yes, so?"
"Then how is it free will?"
"God works in mysterious ways." This is the tl;dr version.
"But this is contradicting."
"Well, my holy text says you're wrong."

:ddpan: This is absurd.

Most arguments lead to how their religious text is right, but really...

You can't prove what you're trying to prove by using what you're trying to prove to prove it (if you can understand that).

So, why they bother doing so? I don't know.
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Re: The Ending of the Theistic Argument

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu May 13, 2010 11:21 pm

Willful ignorance is one of the most powerful forces on the planet. And when a whole bunch of people all decide to be ignorant about the same thing in the same way and reinforce each-others ignorance, nothing on Earth can stand against them... except pictures of large breasts (preferably animated.) :tup:
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Re: The Ending of the Theistic Argument

Post by Tails Turrosaki » Thu May 13, 2010 11:21 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Willful ignorance is one of the most powerful forces on the planet. And when a whole bunch of people all decide to be ignorant about the same thing in the same way and reinforce each-others ignorance, nothing on Earth can stand against them... except pictures of large breasts (preferably animated.) :tup:
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Re: The Ending of the Theistic Argument

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu May 13, 2010 11:26 pm

Tails Turrosaki wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Willful ignorance is one of the most powerful forces on the planet. And when a whole bunch of people all decide to be ignorant about the same thing in the same way and reinforce each-others ignorance, nothing on Earth can stand against them... except pictures of large breasts (preferably animated.) :tup:
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Re: The Ending of the Theistic Argument

Post by Tails Turrosaki » Fri May 14, 2010 12:51 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Tails Turrosaki wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Willful ignorance is one of the most powerful forces on the planet. And when a whole bunch of people all decide to be ignorant about the same thing in the same way and reinforce each-others ignorance, nothing on Earth can stand against them... except pictures of large breasts (preferably animated.) :tup:
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I don't. :ddpan:
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Re: The Ending of the Theistic Argument

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri May 14, 2010 12:54 am

Tails Turrosaki wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Tails Turrosaki wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Willful ignorance is one of the most powerful forces on the planet. And when a whole bunch of people all decide to be ignorant about the same thing in the same way and reinforce each-others ignorance, nothing on Earth can stand against them... except pictures of large breasts (preferably animated.) :tup:
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I don't. :ddpan:
Are you everyone? No. So my point stands. :tea:
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Re: The Ending of the Theistic Argument

Post by Tails Turrosaki » Fri May 14, 2010 2:09 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Tails Turrosaki wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Tails Turrosaki wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Willful ignorance is one of the most powerful forces on the planet. And when a whole bunch of people all decide to be ignorant about the same thing in the same way and reinforce each-others ignorance, nothing on Earth can stand against them... except pictures of large breasts (preferably animated.) :tup:
And for the gays? :coffee:
Everyone likes tits. It's well known. :tea:
I don't. :ddpan:
Are you everyone? No. So my point stands. :tea:
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Re: The Ending of the Theistic Argument

Post by Feck » Fri May 14, 2010 3:49 am

A classic Ratz thread :coffeespray:
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