Muslim nightmare?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

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[...Idle]

For a very short period of time in Islam Muhammad allowed the worship/intercession of the three goddesses; Al'Uzza, Allat, and Manat. But then Muhammad said, that it was the devil which made him say that and no God so that verse was nullified. Personally, I would have found it alot easier to worship Goddesses then a God.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

For a very short period of time in Islam Muhammad allowed the worship/intercession of the three goddesses; Al'Uzza, Allat, and Manat. But then Muhammad said, that it was the devil which made him say that and no God so that verse was nullified. Personally, I would have found it alot easier to worship Goddesses then a God.

I've worshipped at the lap feet of a few goddesses.

[...Idle]

For a very short period of time in Islam Muhammad allowed the worship/intercession of the three goddesses; Al'Uzza, Allat, and Manat. But then Muhammad said, that it was the devil which made him say that and no God so that verse was nullified. Personally, I would have found it alot easier to worship Goddesses then a God.

I've worshipped at the lap feet of a few goddesses.

I'd love to worship the feet of a few goddesses. lol

[Gawdzilla Sama]

For a very short period of time in Islam Muhammad allowed the worship/intercession of the three goddesses; Al'Uzza, Allat, and Manat. But then Muhammad said, that it was the devil which made him say that and no God so that verse was nullified. Personally, I would have found it alot easier to worship Goddesses then a God.

I've worshipped at the lap feet of a few goddesses.

I'd love to worship the feet of a few goddesses. lol

What ever it is, somebody here likes it.

[AshtonBlack]

For a very short period of time in Islam Muhammad allowed the worship/intercession of the three goddesses; Al'Uzza, Allat, and Manat. But then Muhammad said, that it was the devil which made him say that and no God so that verse was nullified. Personally, I would have found it alot easier to worship Goddesses then a God.

Wasn't a story about those passages the reason Salman Rushdie got in a spot of bother?

[Xamonas Chegwé]

For a very short period of time in Islam Muhammad allowed the worship/intercession of the three goddesses; Al'Uzza, Allat, and Manat. But then Muhammad said, that it was the devil which made him say that and no God so that verse was nullified. Personally, I would have found it alot easier to worship Goddesses then a God.

Wasn't a story about those passages the reason Salman Rushdie got in a spot of bother?

Yep - them's the Satanic verses alright.

[Deep Sea Isopod]

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Allah is a tranny??? Yeah, that'll take some explaining.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

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Allah is a tranny??? Yeah, that'll take some explaining.

Cue Dory.

[...Idle]

For a very short period of time in Islam Muhammad allowed the worship/intercession of the three goddesses; Al'Uzza, Allat, and Manat. But then Muhammad said, that it was the devil which made him say that and no God so that verse was nullified. Personally, I would have found it alot easier to worship Goddesses then a God.

Wasn't a story about those passages the reason Salman Rushdie got in a spot of bother?

Yes, but the reason the Muslims were pissed off was that Salman Rushdie was quoted sources within Islam which were not considered authentic. Even till this day Muslims do not accept that Muhammed was inspired by Satan and allowed the worship of the three pagan goddesses, since this does not come from Bukari or Muslim. Its basically like a source/citation coming from Wikipedia rather then a scientific general. Although if you do read the biography Muhammed it is not unreasonable to assume he did allow the worship of the three pagan goddesses, since that was the only way to save his ass, it was more a tactical move in the context of a impeding war in which the Muslims where outnumbered something like 120 to 1.

[Pappa]

Muslim nightmare?

What's the opposite of an oxymoron?

[Xamonas Chegwé]

For a very short period of time in Islam Muhammad allowed the worship/intercession of the three goddesses; Al'Uzza, Allat, and Manat. But then Muhammad said, that it was the devil which made him say that and no God so that verse was nullified. Personally, I would have found it alot easier to worship Goddesses then a God.

Wasn't a story about those passages the reason Salman Rushdie got in a spot of bother?

Yes, but the reason the Muslims were pissed off was that Salman Rushdie was quoted sources within Islam which were not considered authentic. Even till this day Muslims do not accept that Muhammed was inspired by Satan and allowed the worship of the three pagan goddesses, since this does not come from Bukari or Muslim. Its basically like a source/citation coming from Wikipedia rather then a scientific general. Although if you do read the biography Muhammed it is not unreasonable to assume he did allow the worship of the three pagan goddesses, since that was the only way to save his ass, it was more a tactical move in the context of a impeding war in which the Muslims where outnumbered something like 120 to 1.

Typical theist. Change the rules to suit the times. The beauty of revisionism.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Muslim nightmare?

What's the opposite of an oxymoron?

It's redundant, I know, but . . .

[Hermit]

Muslim nightmare?

What's the opposite of an oxymoron?

Tautology

I suspect you knew that all along, but asked anyhow because of your love of rhetorical questions. Am I right, or am I right?

[Pappa]

Muslim nightmare?

What's the opposite of an oxymoron?

Tautology

I suspect you knew that all along, but asked anyhow because of your love of rhetorical questions. Am I right, or am I right?

What is a rhetorical question?