Just Found on Pharyngula - snork

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Just Found on Pharyngula - snork

Post by cowiz » Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:55 am

As you can imagine the Xtians are having conniptions

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:57 am

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Post by Twiglet » Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:00 am

Missing Caption:

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Post by GoodSmeagol » Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:53 am

Whats so funny?
Those are some serious ab muscles tho...
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Post by Rob » Fri Apr 16, 2010 6:32 am

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Post by nellikin » Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:03 am

:funny: Lol. I wish the thank the OP!
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Post by GrahamH » Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:26 am

:lol:

So it is based on iconography like this -

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The San Damiano Crucifix

It must be a test of the purity of believers. The innocent see abdomen, the sinners see a huge penis. :lol:

You know, like the dolphins:
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You do see dolphins, don't you? :funny:

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Post by Kimpatsu » Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:07 am

GrahamH wrote:It must be a test of the purity of believers. The innocent see abdomen, the sinners see a huge penis. :lol:
But it's the Xians who are the big dicks.
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Post by Mysturji » Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:28 pm

:tup:
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Post by rachelbean » Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:40 pm

GrahamH wrote::lol:
You know, like the dolphins:
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You do see dolphins, don't you? :funny:
I have never seen the dolphins no matter how hard I try unless someone actually outlines them :dono:
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Post by Pappa » Fri Apr 16, 2010 6:23 pm

rachelsinatra wrote:
GrahamH wrote::lol:
You know, like the dolphins:
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You do see dolphins, don't you? :funny:
I have never seen the dolphins no matter how hard I try unless someone actually outlines them :dono:
Same here... I even tried squinting and looking sideways. Can't see dolphins.
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Post by Trolldor » Fri Apr 16, 2010 6:27 pm

See how the woman's vagoo is shaded? That's the tail of a dolphin. Once you notice that the rest jump out.


But, I admit, I saw the vagoo before I saw the tail.
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Post by beige » Fri Apr 16, 2010 6:37 pm

:( I would give anything to have armpits made from Dolphins.
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Post by Pappa » Sat Apr 17, 2010 12:16 am

born-again-atheist wrote:See how the woman's vagoo is shaded? That's the tail of a dolphin. Once you notice that the rest jump out.


But, I admit, I saw the vagoo before I saw the tail.

FUCK... it worked. I can see the dolphins now. :hehe:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Apr 17, 2010 12:26 am

Pappa wrote:
born-again-atheist wrote:See how the woman's vagoo is shaded? That's the tail of a dolphin. Once you notice that the rest jump out.


But, I admit, I saw the vagoo before I saw the tail.

FUCK... it worked. I can see the dolphins now. :hehe:
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