What to do at Easter..

[Fat Ronnie]

Nail him to a fucking cross, there's a good fucking idea, fuck it.

[Fat Ronnie]

Too subtle?

If god truly did exist and sent his only begotten son down to earth in order to save us all from sin, but failed to supply any convincing corroborating evidence to validate this existence, and demanded that we believe anyway or we would spend eternity suffering endless torment in the fires of hell, and I somehow knew that this was true, then I would nail this cunt to the nearest tree myself and shove a spear into his fucking liver for good measure.

There, I've had my little rant now. Time for my pill, is it the purple one next?

[Bruce Burleson]

If god truly did exist and sent his only begotten son down to earth in order to save us all from sin, but failed to supply any convincing corroborating evidence to validate this existence,

But some deals are too good to pass up, regardless of evidence or lack thereof. If you play the lottery, you have no evidence for your choice. But you choose it anyway, because the possibility of reward is so great. So you take 5-54-79-16-82-12 instead of 5-54-79-16-82-11. But you play, and that increases your odds of hitting the jackpot immensely. Those who don't play never have a pay day.

So on judgment day you can say "I'm sorry - I just didn't know which god to choose." That's better than "I didn't believe that the lottery existed." If I'm God, I grant mercy to the first and zap the second out of existence (no hell - that's just too cruel). The lottery only costs a few dollars for the Mega Bucks, so take a chance. There is absolutely no down side. For westerners, Jesus is the logical choice. At least you are in the game.

[Fat Ronnie]

poop

[rachelbean]

If god truly did exist and sent his only begotten son down to earth in order to save us all from sin, but failed to supply any convincing corroborating evidence to validate this existence,

But some deals are too good to pass up, regardless of evidence or lack thereof. If you play the lottery, you have no evidence for your choice. But you choose it anyway, because the possibility of reward is so great. So you take 5-54-79-16-82-12 instead of 5-54-79-16-82-11. But you play, and that increases your odds of hitting the jackpot immensely. Those who don't play never have a pay day.

So on judgment day you can say "I'm sorry - I just didn't know which god to choose." That's better than "I didn't believe that the lottery existed." If I'm God, I grant mercy to the first and zap the second out of existence (no hell - that's just too cruel). The lottery only costs a few dollars for the Mega Bucks, so take a chance. There is absolutely no down side. For westerners, Jesus is the logical choice. At least you are in the game.

Except it's not a fucking lottery, and if it was "no god" would be one of the tickets so there's still be just as much chance. How is someone supposed to "take a chance" with a god? Pretend to believe in one and hope he doesn't see through it? And then you as god would reward those who believe in any random god just because they chose one even if it was completely opposite to the god you actually are, and smite those that had the honesty to stick with what the observed to be true? If that's what god would do, then fuck him

[charlou]

If god truly did exist and sent his only begotten son down to earth in order to save us all from sin, but failed to supply any convincing corroborating evidence to validate this existence,

But some deals are too good to pass up, regardless of evidence or lack thereof. If you play the lottery, you have no evidence for your choice. But you choose it anyway, because the possibility of reward is so great. So you take 5-54-79-16-82-12 instead of 5-54-79-16-82-11. But you play, and that increases your odds of hitting the jackpot immensely. Those who don't play never have a pay day.

So on judgment day you can say "I'm sorry - I just didn't know which god to choose." That's better than "I didn't believe that the lottery existed." If I'm God, I grant mercy to the first and zap the second out of existence (no hell - that's just too cruel). The lottery only costs a few dollars for the Mega Bucks, so take a chance. There is absolutely no down side. For westerners, Jesus is the logical choice. At least you are in the game.

Ah, Blaise Pascal ...

Judgement day? People sent to hell (or zapped as you put it ) for non-belief? Oh yeah, what a fucking crime.


You are your god, by the way. It's all in your head.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

What theists never seem to get is just how fucking absurd and despicable their god's little deal appears to those of us that are not inside of it.

I wouldn't want to be a christian if I knew that every word in the babble were true. Instead, I would look your god in the eye and tell him to

[Bruce Burleson]

Jeez. I thought I was being funny. You guys are wound too tight. I suggest Jack Daniels.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

Jeez. I thought I was being funny. You guys are wound too tight. I suggest Jack Daniels.

Who's wound tight? I was just discussing your little lottery - or rather, Pascal's.

Want to know what's funny? You are actually hoping to spend all of eternity singing the praises of some tricksy deity that has (deliberately, one must assume, given his alleged omnipotence) made it fiendishly difficult, if not impossible, to tell that he even exists but demands that you believe in him anyway as a price for a place in his choir in the afterlife. You deserve each other.

[Bruce Burleson]

Who's wound tight?

I was just noting the fact that my little lottery story elicited four variations of "fuck" and one "poop." Over-reaction is a sign of "wound-tightness," especially on Friday night.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

Who's wound tight?

I was just noting the fact that my little lottery story elicited four variations of "fuck" and one "poop." Over-reaction is a sign of "wound-tightness," especially on Friday night.

This is Ratz. Ask someone if they'd like a cup of tea here and you'll get four fucks and a poop.

[Bruce Burleson]

Who's wound tight?

I was just noting the fact that my little lottery story elicited four variations of "fuck" and one "poop." Over-reaction is a sign of "wound-tightness," especially on Friday night.

This is Ratz. Ask someone if they'd like a cup of tea here and you'll get four fucks and a poop.

OK, I'm just learning the rules. How did this thread end up in two places, by the way? Did you do that? You must be one fucking powerful poop.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

Who's wound tight?

I was just noting the fact that my little lottery story elicited four variations of "fuck" and one "poop." Over-reaction is a sign of "wound-tightness," especially on Friday night.

This is Ratz. Ask someone if they'd like a cup of tea here and you'll get four fucks and a poop.

OK, I'm just learning the rules. How did this thread end up in two places, by the way? Did you do that? You must be one fucking powerful poop.

It's quantum.

[rachelbean]

Who's wound tight?

I was just noting the fact that my little lottery story elicited four variations of "fuck" and one "poop." Over-reaction is a sign of "wound-tightness," especially on Friday night.

This is Ratz. Ask someone if they'd like a cup of tea here and you'll get four fucks and a poop.

Exactly. It IS Friday and I'm relaxin' with a glass of rum and coke. Fuck. Poop.

[JimC]

1. Bite the heads off chocolate bunnies.

2. Eat lots of hot cross buns.

3. Contemplate one's sins

4. Plot more sins.

5. Curse when you've run out of chocolate bunnies

6. Reach for a handy bottle of gin.