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But what if you're wrong...?

Post by Bolero » Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:39 am

...and I'm right? Hubby and I finished a recent argument about religion with him plaintively saying this (possibly as a segue into the subsequent "I love you and I don't want you to burn in hell for all eternity" makeout session).

Of course, I responded by pointing out that a "just in case" bet doesn't make up for a lack of evidence, and that belief can't be forced, but I was wondering ... I mean, have you ever had to respond to this? What did you say? Or what have you heard others say?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:40 am

If I'm wrong and God wants me to go to Hell, I would want the same thing for Him.
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Post by AshtonBlack » Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:44 am

Use the "Dawkins' Defence."

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Mar 26, 2010 1:12 am

Bolero wrote:...and I'm right? Hubby and I finished a recent argument about religion with him plaintively saying this (possibly as a segue into the subsequent "I love you and I don't want you to burn in hell for all eternity" makeout session).

Of course, I responded by pointing out that a "just in case" bet doesn't make up for a lack of evidence, and that belief can't be forced, but I was wondering ... I mean, have you ever had to respond to this? What did you say? Or what have you heard others say?
Sounds like Pascal's Wager to me. Counter with: What if you're wrong and the muslims are right? Or the sikhs are right? Or the scientologists are right? Or the hindus are right? Or the...

Do you see where that's going?

His argument applies to ALL religions, not just his. It also applies to all of the factions within his religion. To a RC, you have to be catholic to be saved - not any other kind of xtian.

That should send him off to bed scratching his head. :biggrin:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Mar 26, 2010 1:14 am

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Re: But what if you're wrong...?

Post by virphen » Fri Mar 26, 2010 1:17 am

When it can be countered by a South Park sketch or a Rowan Atkinson clip, it can't be that strong an argument, can it?


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Post by Bolero » Fri Mar 26, 2010 1:26 am

When it can be countered by a South Park sketch or a Rowan Atkinson clip, it can't be that strong an argument, can it?
Sure, but we're talking about a man who doesn't want to be cremated because he wants his body intact for the apocalypse and his eventual resurrection, so strong arguments in this area are not his forte.

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Post by Feck » Fri Mar 26, 2010 1:29 am

Bolero wrote:
When it can be countered by a South Park sketch or a Rowan Atkinson clip, it can't be that strong an argument, can it?
Sure, but we're talking about a man who doesn't want to be cremated because he wants his body intact for the apocalypse and his eventual resurrection, so strong arguments in this area are not his forte.

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Post by Bolero » Fri Mar 26, 2010 1:34 am

Feck wrote:
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When it can be countered by a South Park sketch or a Rowan Atkinson clip, it can't be that strong an argument, can it?
Sure, but we're talking about a man who doesn't want to be cremated because he wants his body intact for the apocalypse and his eventual resurrection, so strong arguments in this area are not his forte.

:lol: :nono: :lol: :nono: :lol: :nono:
As long as he doesn't have you building a pyramid in the back yard for him ;)

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Re: But what if you're wrong...?

Post by GoodSmeagol » Fri Mar 26, 2010 1:36 am

First time I heard this argument it was from a College Professor...
"If I am wrong, nothing bad happens, but if I am right blah blah blah.
Go fuck your self dumb ass teacher!
Alas, I was young, and did not have a good argument to counter with, so back into the closet I went till I found rd.net.

But yes, the answer has been given several times, WHAT IF YOUR WRONG...
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Re: But what if you're wrong...?

Post by virphen » Fri Mar 26, 2010 1:54 am

So hubby doesn't think the rapture's going to come more than a week or so after his burial? Or does he think embalming fluid lasts for centuries?

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Post by Bolero » Fri Mar 26, 2010 3:26 am

virphen wrote:So hubby doesn't think the rapture's going to come more than a week or so after his burial? Or does he think embalming fluid lasts for centuries?

Like I said, strong arguments are not his forte. Blind faith, and a complete inability to see a logical, rational, well-supported argument when it's staring him in the face, on the other hand, he's really really good at.
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Re: But what if you're wrong...?

Post by Lion IRC » Fri Mar 26, 2010 4:43 am

I'm not a fan of Pascal's Wager for a couple of reasons but it does come with a side order of better health / longevity.
Natural selection?

Also, Xamonas Chegwé, you are assuming that the merciful deity punishes people who merely got the name wrong and who had the intention of honoring God to the best of their understanding or their parents understanding etc, etc.

I have a lot of time for agnostics and people of little or no faith and I enjoy debating theology with other religionists.

But anti-theists really get my attention because so many of them rather arrogantly demand proof that their existence is not the consequence of a Higher Being's will and who (by theological reckoning) is NOT actually obliged to do anything.

I sat down once and spent 3 hours trying to explain to a cockroach who I was and how powerful I was and how much I knew about the other side of this planet called earth because I've seen it and how there is so much more to the universe than cockroaches can possibly imagine.

You know what?

That cockroach acted as though I wasn't even there. Maybe it was a pantheist or deist cockroach. Maybe it didn't "detect" me clearly enough.

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Re: But what if you're wrong...?

Post by rachelbean » Fri Mar 26, 2010 4:50 am

Lion, Did you seriously come over here to cut and paste shit you posted at rationalskepticism and pretend you are answering a call for advice? :roll: There is so much stupid in that post, but I don't want to contribute to the derail.

Bolero, I think you have it right to say you can't force belief. There is the "What if YOU'RE wrong, and one of the other many religions is right?" response as others have mentioned. For me, I just say "I guess that would suck, but I don't really consider it a possibility". :eddy:
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