Actually, "mate", at this very moment I'm having a text conversation with a 30-year old man and his 27-year-old wife who want a threesome. He wants me to fuck her, and they want to pay me for it.mandelson wrote:tigger, youve been wanting to mate with me from day one, even though i told ya i aint no gay and not gonna bend before no man. i screw what Allah made for me. thats women, in case you never heard of em.
Ha!! Watch and learn. Learn anyway.
Seth wrote:Fuck that, I like opening Pandora's box and shoving my tool inside it
i know i know. that does happen. i aint denying it. its dangersous to use holy books incorrectly. some muslims do use Quran and bomb innocent people. its a sin. it does happen. muslim imams are working to correct things. but those stopid cowboys from texas aint helping matters. american bombings of muslim civilians makes things worse. :I-love-pork:Link wrote:
The thing is though Mandy, you may claim that I am reading it out of context, but what's to say that a Muslim may read it "out of context" and decide to grab an axe and go running into a synagogue? or a shopping centre? or a post office?
tigger, that is just disgusting. dont you know children might be reading this forum!! :I-love-pork:Tigger wrote:
Actually, "mate", at this very moment I'm having a text conversation with a 30-year old man and his 27-year-old wife who want a threesome. He wants me to fuck her, and they want to pay me for it.
mandelson wrote:i know i know. that does happen. i aint denying it. its dangersous to use holy books incorrectly. some muslims do use Quran and bomb innocent people. its a sin. it does happen. muslim imams are working to correct things. but those stopid cowboys from texas aint helping matters. american bombings of muslim civilians makes things worse. :I-love-pork:Link wrote:
The thing is though Mandy, you may claim that I am reading it out of context, but what's to say that a Muslim may read it "out of context" and decide to grab an axe and go running into a synagogue? or a shopping centre? or a post office?
Seth wrote:Fuck that, I like opening Pandora's box and shoving my tool inside it
You're just jealous 'cause I get to bed a young lady and get paid for it. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeha!mandelson wrote:tigger, that is just disgusting. dont you know children might be reading this forum!! :I-love-pork:Tigger wrote:
Actually, "mate", at this very moment I'm having a text conversation with a 30-year old man and his 27-year-old wife who want a threesome. He wants me to fuck her, and they want to pay me for it.
Seth wrote:Fuck that, I like opening Pandora's box and shoving my tool inside it
The thing to consider though Mandy is that they think that you are using the Qur'an incorrectly by not beheading infidels or stoning women to death for not marrying the man that raped them, there is no specific way to decide on what the "true" meaning of the Qur'an is within Islam..... So people are going to keep doing exactly what they think the Qur'an tells them to do and will say that you've got the wrong end of the stick.mandelson wrote:i know i know. that does happen. i aint denying it. its dangersous to use holy books incorrectly. some muslims do use Quran and bomb innocent people. its a sin. it does happen. muslim imams are working to correct things. but those stopid cowboys from texas aint helping matters. american bombings of muslim civilians makes things worse. :I-love-pork:Link wrote:
The thing is though Mandy, you may claim that I am reading it out of context, but what's to say that a Muslim may read it "out of context" and decide to grab an axe and go running into a synagogue? or a shopping centre? or a post office?
I'd strike out "incorrectly" and replace "sin" with "crime against humanity", add SOME (oh look, I have), and then I can't argue with any of that.mandelson wrote:i know i know. that does happen. i aint denying it. its dangersous to use holy books incorrectly. some muslims do use Quran and bomb innocent people. its a sin crime against humanity. it does happen. SOME muslim imams are working to correct things. but those stopid cowboys from texas aint helping matters. american bombings of muslim civilians makes things worse. :I-love-pork:
youre a violent minded tiger.Tigger wrote:
Not if they bomb all of the fuckers.
no thanks. i dont do alcohol anymore. plus, i aint right to call lady mate. it just aint right. girls aint fellas, are they.Charlou wrote:
Mandy, you can call me mate if you like ... I'd even have a beer with you ... but I wont screw you, k.
It depends on your cultural background and personal values, I guess. Many (but not all) Australians don't differentiate, really. These days mate is a friendly term for anyone, for either gender ... matey is its more sympathetic form ... also, guys addresses two or more people, again either, or mixed gender (though 'guy' singular still denotes a male).mandelson wrote:no thanks. i dont do alcohol anymore. plus, i aint right to call lady mate. it just aint right. girls aint fellas, are they.Charlou wrote:Mandy, you can call me mate if you like ... I'd even have a beer with you ... but I wont screw you, k.
Nah, I just have solutions to problems.mandelson wrote:youre a violent minded tiger.Tigger wrote:
Not if they bomb all of the fuckers.
Not always practical, though, I admit.I don't do alcohol either. I actually stopped drinking before any delusions set in.mandelson wrote:no thanks. i dont do alcohol anymore. plus, i aint right to call lady mate. it just aint right. girls aint fellas, are they.Charlou wrote:
Mandy, you can call me mate if you like ... I'd even have a beer with you ... but I wont screw you, k.
Seth wrote:Fuck that, I like opening Pandora's box and shoving my tool inside it
sure, why not Pappa, as long as tigger dont have anything poofty on his gay mind.Pappa wrote:
Serious question:
Mandy, will you come to a forum meet? We have them every couple of months or so, at various places round the UK. Sometimes a couple of people meet, other times a herd of us get together for fun and frolicks. Would you come to one?
Seth wrote:Fuck that, I like opening Pandora's box and shoving my tool inside it
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