So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

Post by DaveDodo007 » Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:03 am

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DaveDodo007 wrote:I'm a kind of divide and conquest kind of guy, so I propose we piss off the muslins and the christians with each other, by telling them that the others god has the biggest dick. After they have culled their numbers then we just mop up the rest of the retards. Simples:-)
Muslins always seem to cause a lot of collateral damage though.
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Post by Pappa » Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:06 am

So.... anyone started on their quota yet? I garotted 3 Jehovahs last weekend.
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Post by Don't Panic » Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:15 pm

Pappa wrote:So.... anyone started on their quota yet? I garotted 3 Jehovahs last weekend.
I may need to get a few extra quotas, I got a little carried away in Libya.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:27 pm

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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

Post by Ian » Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:44 pm

Pappa wrote:So.... anyone started on their quota yet? I garotted 3 Jehovahs last weekend.
I installed a trap door underneath my front porch for the next time the local God Squad knocks on my door. The weather's getting warm, 'tis almost the season. :twisted:
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

Post by Tero » Sat Mar 26, 2011 3:37 pm

They may get sneaky and hide, memorizeb Bibles and stuff. So you have to give them an IQ test. 100 and below: execute.
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

Post by Stein » Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:05 am

Pappa wrote:I think.... if we all killed 7 religious people each, we'd be cool. Maybe 6 each if we left the Buddhists. What do you think?
Are you here to discredit atheists by being a malicious agent provocateur and effectively putting an online atheist community under an ethical cloud?

Get lost, creep.

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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

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Pappa wrote:I think.... if we all killed 7 religious people each, we'd be cool. Maybe 6 each if we left the Buddhists. What do you think?
Are you here to discredit atheists by being a malicious agent provocateur and effectively putting an online atheist community under an ethical cloud?

Get lost, creep.

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Post by rachelbean » Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:56 pm

Oh noes, Pappa is really a Christian in disguise, sent to discredit us intelligent, thoughtful and loving atheists :shock:
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:57 pm

Stein wrote:
Pappa wrote:I think.... if we all killed 7 religious people each, we'd be cool. Maybe 6 each if we left the Buddhists. What do you think?
Are you here to discredit atheists by being a malicious agent provocateur and effectively putting an online atheist community under an ethical cloud?

Get lost, creep.

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Post by Pappa » Mon Mar 28, 2011 1:01 pm

rachelbean wrote:Oh noes, Pappa is really a Christian in disguise, sent to discredit us intelligent, thoughtful and loving atheists :shock:
Well, I do keep sacrificing turnips to Baby Christmas Jesus, so maybe I am a Christian. :dunno:
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Mar 28, 2011 1:08 pm

Pappa wrote:
rachelbean wrote:Oh noes, Pappa is really a Christian in disguise, sent to discredit us intelligent, thoughtful and loving atheists :shock:
Well, I do keep sacrificing turnips to Baby Christmas Jesus, so maybe I am a Christian. :dunno:
See? That's yer problem! You should have been sacrificing Baby Christmas Jesus to turnips.
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

Post by Pappa » Mon Mar 28, 2011 1:15 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Pappa wrote:
rachelbean wrote:Oh noes, Pappa is really a Christian in disguise, sent to discredit us intelligent, thoughtful and loving atheists :shock:
Well, I do keep sacrificing turnips to Baby Christmas Jesus, so maybe I am a Christian. :dunno:
See? That's yer problem! You should have been sacrificing Baby Christmas Jesus to turnips.
Do I still get to eat the turnips? I suppose roasted Baby Christmas Jesus would be loads tastier than turnips. :food:
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

Post by rachelbean » Mon Mar 28, 2011 1:17 pm

You do say "oh god" a lot when we're alone :ask:
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Mar 28, 2011 1:18 pm

Pappa wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Pappa wrote:
rachelbean wrote:Oh noes, Pappa is really a Christian in disguise, sent to discredit us intelligent, thoughtful and loving atheists :shock:
Well, I do keep sacrificing turnips to Baby Christmas Jesus, so maybe I am a Christian. :dunno:
See? That's yer problem! You should have been sacrificing Baby Christmas Jesus to turnips.
Do I still get to eat the turnips? I suppose roasted Baby Christmas Jesus would be loads tastier than turnips. :food:
Any good meal is a balance of main course and side dishes that accent it. Turnips, while not actually being food, can be used in some side dishes.
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