I've decised to read the Bible..again.
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Re: I've decised to read the Bible..again.
"Vanity, vanity, all is vanity, sayeth the preacher"
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Re: I've decised to read the Bible..again.
Evil times catch men like fish in a net.JimC wrote:"Vanity, vanity, all is vanity, sayeth the preacher"
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Wow, that's going fast... you cover jushuah, judges, chronicles samuel and kings (and maybe a few I forget) in so short a span?Rum wrote:Got as far as Isaiah now. Some weird stuff going on in there I tell you!
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Jeez, the Begats kill every bit of momentum. Do you skip them? The last time I read it straight through, I did.
these are things we think we know
these are feelings we might even share
these are thoughts we hide from ourselves
these are secrets we cannot lay bare.
these are feelings we might even share
these are thoughts we hide from ourselves
these are secrets we cannot lay bare.
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I skim read the begats.Thumpalumpacus wrote:Jeez, the Begats kill every bit of momentum. Do you skip them? The last time I read it straight through, I did.
You are talking to a guy whose job used to include reading huge volumes of government legislation to pick out the bits we used to have to actually do something about and then report on it.
The Bible is a piece of piss compared..in many senses of the word come to think of it..
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I disagree. It is an acceptable substitute for rizlas in an emergencyCrumple wrote:Good for toilet paper but nothing else.
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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I've just been thinking about donating one of my bibles to Felix so he can cut a hole in it and use it to keep things in.Azathoth wrote:I disagree. It is an acceptable substitute for rizlas in an emergencyCrumple wrote:Good for toilet paper but nothing else.
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Re: I've decised to read the Bible..again.
It's been done...Pappa wrote:I've just been thinking about donating one of my bibles to Felix so he can cut a hole in it and use it to keep things in.Azathoth wrote:I disagree. It is an acceptable substitute for rizlas in an emergencyCrumple wrote:Good for toilet paper but nothing else.
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It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
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actually, bible paper seems to be very close to cig paper, I hear that rizla+ and OCB are indeed perfectly suited, but bible seems close enough... just hope the ink doesn't bugger the taste... at least it's supposed to be non toxic.Azathoth wrote:I disagree. It is an acceptable substitute for rizlas in an emergencyCrumple wrote:Good for toilet paper but nothing else.
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"Take into your very being the Word of God", but don't bogart it, dude.
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