Richard Dawkins- rationalist or religious nut?

[FBM]

President Bush and Don Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar ~

A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn’t that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?”

The barman says, “Yep, that’s them.”

So the guy walks over and says, “Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?”

Bush says, “We’re planning WW III & IV.”

And the guy says, “Really? What’s going to happen?”

Bush says, “Well, this time, for openers, we’re going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.”

The guy exclaimed, “A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?”

Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, “See, I told you no one would care about the 140 million Muslims”.

[Jonesboy]

Child, people have tried to impress me with artillery. Scribbles on a forum, not in the same league. Just pixel on the screen, and not even interesting.

Bit of a shame that.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Child, people have tried to impress me with artillery. Scribbles on a forum, not in the same league. Just pixel on the screen, and not even interesting.

Bit of a shame that.

Pull up a chair and sit a spell. We're not going anywhere, and neither are you.

[Jonesboy]

Anyone else spot an argument?

I spot something that looks like an ass.

You are shitting in a mirror again. fReak.

Again? This was the first time I responded to you.

You must be confused. You're only here to throw poop at everyone, so naturally you're seeing shit all over the place.

Have another look at your ass. Then wonder how you keep seeing it. Use the method of science.

[Jonesboy]

Child, people have tried to impress me with artillery. Scribbles on a forum, not in the same league. Just pixel on the screen, and not even interesting.

Bit of a shame that.

Pull up a chair and sit a spell. We're not going anywhere, and neither are you.

Anyway.
Two weeks ago I shook hands with two of the Jacksons in Cardiff Bay, where they had their concert.
And I trained with the gOdfather of lSD.
What you done thar boy? Hun'g?

[Ian]

[Jason]

Anyway.
Two weeks ago I shook hands with two of the Jacksons in Cardiff Bay, where they had their concert.
And I trained with the gOdfather of lSD.
What you done thar boy? Hun'g?

Poor kid. I think he's saying he's traumatized and strung out on acid. It's hard to tell, he's barely coherent.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Child, people have tried to impress me with artillery. Scribbles on a forum, not in the same league. Just pixel on the screen, and not even interesting.

Bit of a shame that.

Pull up a chair and sit a spell. We're not going anywhere, and neither are you.

Anyway.
Two weeks ago I shook hands with two of the Jacksons in Cardiff Bay, where they had their concert.
And I trained with the gOdfather of lSD.
What you done thar boy? Hun'g?

I dropped acid the first time in 1965. Once or many time since.

[Jonesboy]

[quote="Ian"]



Hi Ian. I am King here. Look at me. See how I operate. Remeber the Jars of Rothmunglesfistupthebracketyuhbastud.
iN 3/4 time I think.

[Ian]

Hi Ian. I am King here. Look at me. See how I operate. Remeber the Jars of Rothmunglesfistupthebracketyuhbastud.
iN 3/4 time I think.

You make me want to blow you. Yeahhh....

[Jonesboy]

Anyway.
Two weeks ago I shook hands with two of the Jacksons in Cardiff Bay, where they had their concert.
And I trained with the gOdfather of lSD.
What you done thar boy? Hun'g?

Poor kid. I think he's saying he's traumatized and strung out on acid. It's hard to tell, he's barely coherent.

Share your pains with us. It's hard for you to tell, we know, we understand, but we are here to help.

[Jonesboy]

Hi Ian. I am King here. Look at me. See how I operate. Remeber the Jars of Rothmunglesfistupthebracketyuhbastud.
iN 3/4 time I think.

You make me want to blow you. Yeahhh....

MM. Kinky. Is this a homosexual advance?
I accept.

[Jonesboy]

Child, people have tried to impress me with artillery. Scribbles on a forum, not in the same league. Just pixel on the screen, and not even interesting.

Bit of a shame that.

Pull up a chair and sit a spell. We're not going anywhere, and neither are you.

Anyway.
Two weeks ago I shook hands with two of the Jacksons in Cardiff Bay, where they had their concert.
And I trained with the gOdfather of lSD.
What you done thar boy? Hun'g?

I dropped acid the first time in 1965. Once or many time since.

Yeh. usual jokes. And you never got over it. And you are in the psycho ward. And you shit your pants. Or something. How do I know. Get clean. Get frish. Get mint Colgate.

Brush your teeth with mint Colgate and then get them to say sopmething intelligent.

[FBM]

Hey, Jonesboy. Do you believe in a god or something? Just wondering.

[Jonesboy]

Hey, Jonesboy. Do you believe in a god or something? Just wondering.

I believe,and I will be honest, I belive in or something.
Nah. I don't believe at all really. I am a logician. A bard. A kundalini-intuitive. Life can be hard.