Islam is converting the West

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Re: Islam is converting the West

Post by MrFungus420 » Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:47 am

mandelson wrote:
Feck wrote:
mandelson wrote:guess what i saw on news.

yesterday i was watching news on TV and i heard that islam is about to take over in west.

Germany said Islam is now part of the country. it is now almost ready to accepts sharia law.
They were celebrating 20th anniversary of reunification when German leader said: Islam belong here. thats is bestest news of 2010. People are converting by the thousands.
Allah is welcomed in Germany. Prophet Muhammed is now at the heart of Europe.
That is not what she said stop lying !
it wasnt a she mate. it was a he. a he man.
So what?

Care to comment about your lying?
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Re: Islam is converting the West

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Oct 05, 2010 2:16 am

Normal wrote:
mandelson wrote:
Feck wrote:
mandelson wrote:guess what i saw on news.

yesterday i was watching news on TV and i heard that islam is about to take over in west.

Germany said Islam is now part of the country. it is now almost ready to accepts sharia law.
They were celebrating 20th anniversary of reunification when German leader said: Islam belong here. thats is bestest news of 2010. People are converting by the thousands.
Allah is welcomed in Germany. Prophet Muhammed is now at the heart of Europe.
That is not what she said stop lying !
it wasnt a she mate. it was a he. a he man.

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This just had me rolling!!11 only one place for a classic piece of normalisation like this...
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Re: Islam is converting the West

Post by Tigger » Tue Oct 05, 2010 10:16 am

MrFungus420 wrote:
mandelson wrote:
Feck wrote:
mandelson wrote:guess what i saw on news.

yesterday i was watching news on TV and i heard that islam is about to take over in west.

Germany said Islam is now part of the country. it is now almost ready to accepts sharia law.
They were celebrating 20th anniversary of reunification when German leader said: Islam belong here. thats is bestest news of 2010. People are converting by the thousands.
Allah is welcomed in Germany. Prophet Muhammed is now at the heart of Europe.
That is not what she said stop lying !
it wasnt a she mate. it was a he. a he man.
So what?

Care to comment about your lying?
Of course he won't. I think, as he's not posting as much last year, that he's not in college as often as he was then. This seems a little odd for the next year of a course, so I deduce that he failed the year and is resitting it. You really need to concentrate on what you do in this life, Mandelson, there isn't another one to have a go at. :eddy:
I do notice that the English has improved a little though. Well done. Or is that because you can't keep editing Mandelson's quirks in anymore, whoever you are?
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Re: Islam is converting the West

Post by mandy » Tue Oct 05, 2010 2:54 pm

MrFungus420 wrote:
mandelson wrote:
Feck wrote:
mandelson wrote:guess what i saw on news.

yesterday i was watching news on TV and i heard that islam is about to take over in west.

Germany said Islam is now part of the country. it is now almost ready to accepts sharia law.
They were celebrating 20th anniversary of reunification when German leader said: Islam belong here. thats is bestest news of 2010. People are converting by the thousands.
Allah is welcomed in Germany. Prophet Muhammed is now at the heart of Europe.
That is not what she said stop lying !
it wasnt a she mate. it was a he. a he man.
So what?

Care to comment about your lying?
What lie, i love Allah and tell the truth. i dont say bollox.
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Re: Islam is converting the West

Post by mandy » Tue Oct 05, 2010 2:58 pm

Tigger wrote:
You really need to concentrate on what you do in this life, Mandelson, there isn't another one to have a go at. :eddy:

ofcourse there is mate. you just dont wanna believe it.
im gonna have loads of goz when Allah will give me plenty of time to play with. that life will never ever end.

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Re: Islam is converting the West

Post by Svartalf » Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:04 pm

mandelson wrote:What lie, i love Allah and tell the truth. i dont say bollox.
Actually, you do, I see the very word in your own post :biggrin:
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Re: Islam is converting the West

Post by mandy » Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:07 pm

mate, bollox is haram in islam.
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Re: Islam is converting the West

Post by Svartalf » Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:09 pm

I thought that the religion where you castrate yourself was a variant of Russian Orthodox chretinity, not islam?
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Re: Islam is converting the West

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:10 pm

mandelson wrote:mate, bollox is haram in islam.
Oh poe, there he goes again.
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Re: Islam is converting the West

Post by Tigger » Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:19 pm

mandelson wrote:
Tigger wrote:
You really need to concentrate on what you do in this life, Mandelson, there isn't another one to have a go at. :eddy:

ofcourse there is mate. you just dont wanna believe it.
im gonna have loads of goz when Allah will give me plenty of time to play with. that life will never ever end.

:razzle:
The thing I feel a bit sad about is that people like you will probably never realise what a stupid, futile lifestyle you've led, and how much time you've wasted (that'll be all of it, then), in stupidly worshipping your imaginary friend (while almost everyone else laughs at you). I really hope that you and these other people like you (including believers in the other mythological supreme beings, not just Alan (piss be upon him)), at the moment of death, suddenly realise how ridiculous they've been. That will at least atone for some of the suffering that people like you cause by proselytising your idiotic religious beliefs and holding back society the way religion has always done. Look at the origin of mathematics in pre-Muhammed (piss be upon him) Islamic countries. Great stuff; progress, and amazing developments, then along comes your vile religion, and you Muslims have done fuck all since.

I realise that you are a poe and will ignore this or put your own spin on it, but this is aimed at any proper Muslims who have actually read and studied Islam, not pretenders.

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Re: Islam is converting the West

Post by Rob » Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:42 pm

Sometimes I wish people like him lived around me so I could meet him in person and confirm if he is a poe or not. I just don't, nay CAN'T, believe that Mandel is upfront with us.
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Re: Islam is converting the West

Post by Pappa » Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:52 pm

ScienceRob wrote:Sometimes I wish people like him lived around me so I could meet him in person and confirm if he is a poe or not. I just don't, nay CAN'T, believe that Mandel is upfront with us.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Oct 05, 2010 7:10 pm

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ScienceRob wrote:Sometimes I wish people like him lived around me so I could meet him in person and confirm if he is a poe or not. I just don't, nay CAN'T, believe that Mandel is upfront with us.
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Re: Islam is converting the West

Post by Trolldor » Tue Oct 05, 2010 8:11 pm

For some reason he reminds me of Daveateam
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Oct 05, 2010 8:16 pm

The Mad Hatter wrote:For some reason he reminds me of Daveateam
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