Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb

[mandy]

Animavore:
Is the same Allah that caused the universe the same that causes earthquakes, tidal waves, gravity, lightening, magnetism, star formation... Oh. Wait. All of those things happen by themselves.

where you get that from. nothing happens without Allah knowing about it. He is incharge around here you know.
All things that happen the universe happen with Allah's order or permission. so get it right. dont be imagining fairytales like its just happens by itself. there is cause for things that take place. i reckon you dont no science have you?

[Thinking Aloud]

Animavore:
Is the same Allah that caused the universe the same that causes earthquakes, tidal waves, gravity, lightening, magnetism, star formation... Oh. Wait. All of those things happen by themselves.

where you get that from. nothing happens without Allah knowing about it. He is incharge around here you know.
All things that happen the universe happen with Allah's order or permission. so get it right. dont be imagining fairytales like its just happens by itself. there is cause for things that take place. i reckon you dont no science have you?

Do you have any pets?

[normal]

I think Allah is a bit of a pervert, because he spent half an hour watching me masturbate yesterday

[Animavore]

Animavore:
Is the same Allah that caused the universe the same that causes earthquakes, tidal waves, gravity, lightening, magnetism, star formation... Oh. Wait. All of those things happen by themselves.

where you get that from. nothing happens without Allah knowing about it. He is incharge around here you know.
All things that happen the universe happen with Allah's order or permission. so get it right. dont be imagining fairytales like its just happens by itself. there is cause for things that take place. i reckon you dont no science have you?

Clearly you don't have a clue about thermodynamics, electro-magnetism, gravity or nuclear fusion. Allah is not needed to explain any of these things any more than he is needed to explain the formation of dog-shit.
You think that because you have intent the universe has intent because you are a sentient being with intentions and you project these human attributes onto external objects and give them life like Disney gave life to a drawing of a mouse and called it Mickey. You give the universe a life and call it "Allah". But when it rains on your wedding day it won't be because the universe intended this to happen because it has something against you. Shit happens. There is no reason and the sooner you realise that the sooner you can stop worshipping the sky.

[Animavore]

I think Allah is a bit of a pervert, because he spent half an hour watching me masturbate yesterday

It's worse than that. Allah is boss around here. Nothing happens unless he wills it. Allah made you masturbate by his own hand.

[Thinking Aloud]

Animavore:
Is the same Allah that caused the universe the same that causes earthquakes, tidal waves, gravity, lightening, magnetism, star formation... Oh. Wait. All of those things happen by themselves.

where you get that from. nothing happens without Allah knowing about it. He is incharge around here you know.
All things that happen the universe happen with Allah's order or permission. so get it right. dont be imagining fairytales like its just happens by itself. there is cause for things that take place. i reckon you dont no science have you?

Clearly you don't have a clue about thermodynamics, electro-magnetism, gravity or nuclear fusion. Allah is not needed to explain any of these things any more than he is needed to explain the formation of dog-shit.
You think that because you have intent the universe has intent because you are a sentient being with intentions and you project these human attributes onto external objects and give them life like Disney gave life to a drawing of a mouse and called it Mickey. You give the universe a life and call it "Allah". But when it rains on your wedding day it won't be because the universe intended this to happen because it has something against you. Shit happens. There is no reason and the sooner you realise that the sooner you can stop worshipping the sky.

But has he got any pets?

[Tigger]

Where did Allah get the matter he used to create the universe anyway?

I don't remember seeing universal matter in IKEA.

Aisle 72 (near the sour grapes). It's Toftsónsmygøn, you might have missed it after the rebrand.

[normal]

I think Allah is a bit of a pervert, because he spent half an hour watching me masturbate yesterday

It's worse than that. Allah is boss around here. Nothing happens unless he wills it. Allah made you masturbate by his own hand.

Shit. He is super-gay! I feel violated!
Hmm.. I suppose Allah made me write this as well!

[beige]

But has he got any pets?

You mean "is he married"?

[Thinking Aloud]

Where did Allah get the matter he used to create the universe anyway?

I don't remember seeing universal matter in IKEA.

Aisle 72 (near the sour grapes). It's Toftsónsmygøn, you might have missed it after the rebrand.

I recall they had some on display on that glass-topped Ikea table that was illustrated here a little while ago.

Edit: Found it again.

[Thinking Aloud]

But has he got any pets?

You mean "is he married"?

Budgie perhaps? Stick insect or hamster... Just wondering.

[Animavore]

I think Allah is a bit of a pervert, because he spent half an hour watching me masturbate yesterday

It's worse than that. Allah is boss around here. Nothing happens unless he wills it. Allah made you masturbate by his own hand.

Shit. He is super-gay! I feel violated!
Hmm.. I suppose Allah made me write this as well!

Nothing happens unless he permits or orders it. Meaning Allah is making me write this reply to you written by Him Himself so not only is he self-depreciating he also talks to himself like a madman.

[Thinking Aloud]

I think Allah is a bit of a pervert, because he spent half an hour watching me masturbate yesterday

It's worse than that. Allah is boss around here. Nothing happens unless he wills it. Allah made you masturbate by his own hand.

Shit. He is super-gay! I feel violated!
Hmm.. I suppose Allah made me write this as well!

Nothing happens unless he permits or orders it. Meaning Allah is making me write this reply to you written by Him Himself so not only is he self-depreciating he also talks to himself like a madman.

Hang on - so he's making us write stuff that says he doesn't exist even though he does and so is making us condemn ourselves by his own actions so that ... oh hhhh hhhhhhh...

[normal]

I think Allah is a bit of a pervert, because he spent half an hour watching me masturbate yesterday

It's worse than that. Allah is boss around here. Nothing happens unless he wills it. Allah made you masturbate by his own hand.

Shit. He is super-gay! I feel violated!
Hmm.. I suppose Allah made me write this as well!

Nothing happens unless he permits or orders it. Meaning Allah is making me write this reply to you written by Him Himself so not only is he self-depreciating he also talks to himself like a madman.

This is really enlightening! I think I may be the new prophet...

[Thinking Aloud]

I think Allah is a bit of a pervert, because he spent half an hour watching me masturbate yesterday

It's worse than that. Allah is boss around here. Nothing happens unless he wills it. Allah made you masturbate by his own hand.

Shit. He is super-gay! I feel violated!
Hmm.. I suppose Allah made me write this as well!

Nothing happens unless he permits or orders it. Meaning Allah is making me write this reply to you written by Him Himself so not only is he self-depreciating he also talks to himself like a madman.

This is really enlightening! I think I may be the new prophet...

New profit, methinks...