Things believers find most offensive...

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Post by charlou » Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:06 pm

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Re: Things believers find most offensive...

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:07 pm

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Post by Svartalf » Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:31 pm

Doesn't count, even the cats find you offensive :razzle:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:36 pm

Svartalf wrote:Doesn't count, even the cats find you offensive :razzle:
I was just thinking about that during my annual shower...
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Post by Tero » Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:36 pm

Zilla, you had some hill billy videos. If you created a fur trapping huntin' fishin' atheist video they might find it charming, not offensive. Be sure to talk about coons and lots of "...than a rat's..." type of expressions.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:39 pm

Tero wrote:Zilla, you had some hill billy videos. If you created a fur trapping huntin' fishin' atheist video they might find it charming, not offensive. Be sure to talk about coons and lots of "...than a rat's..." type of expressions.
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Post by Mysturji » Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:20 pm

Zombie Gawdzilla wrote:
Svartalf wrote:Doesn't count, even the cats find you offensive :razzle:
I was just thinking about that during my annual shower...
He has one every year, whether he needs it or not. :whisper:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:23 pm

Mysturji wrote:
Zombie Gawdzilla wrote:
Svartalf wrote:Doesn't count, even the cats find you offensive :razzle:
I was just thinking about that during my annual shower...
He has one every year, whether he needs it or not. :whisper:
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Post by Feck » Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:34 pm

Actually , Who cares ? AFAIK pretty much everything about me and almost everything I say is offensive to the 'Tards :levi:
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Post by laklak » Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:34 am

Robert Mapplethorpe. Ozzy. RD.

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Post by Robert_S » Mon Oct 24, 2011 5:31 am

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Re: Things believers find most offensive...

Post by apophenia » Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:28 am




Those of their own kind who disagree with them in matters of faith.




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Re: Things believers find most offensive...

Post by Schneibster » Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:38 am

Calling it "the babble" or "the book about the super magic sky daddy by the stone age sheep herders"

Kicking them off your property for trying to preach at you while you're washing your car

Spray painting the outline of a dead body with an outflung hand clutching at a cross on your front walkway

Bringing out the Necronomicon after asking them to wait a minute at the front door
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Re: Things believers find most offensive...

Post by JimC » Tue Oct 25, 2011 6:04 am

Schneibster wrote:Calling it "the babble" or "the book about the super magic sky daddy by the stone age sheep herders"

Kicking them off your property for trying to preach at you while you're washing your car

Spray painting the outline of a dead body with an outflung hand clutching at a cross on your front walkway

Bringing out the Necronomicon after asking them to wait a minute at the front door
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Re: Things believers find most offensive...

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Oct 25, 2011 6:38 am

Schneibster wrote:Calling it "the babble" or "the book about the super magic sky daddy by the stone age sheep herders"
The Bronze Age Goat-herders' Anthology of Campfire Tales for Boys: God's Little Instruction Manual for Handling Slaves, Sex Slaves, Kitchen Help, Naughty Offspring, Babysitters and the Soon-to-be-extinct Tribes Next Door. Now with The Egomanical Hippie and His All-Boy Posse Hang Out in Palestine.
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