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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Ace » Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:28 pm

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hello Ace. welcome to reality. this is the real stuff. if you be sensible and not take the piss, you will learn a lot. thats the truth I love PORK!. without God, there is no other explanation about why this universe exists. scientists just cant sus it out. they dont know who caused all this massive universe. on this forum some people are messing around as you can see, they trying to say whatever bollocks statements. but at least you are honest and admit that at the moment you dont know who did it all. who is behind the universe. other people here just trying to get me mad with their bollock theories. :pissed2:

hiyymer got it right. ta I love PORK!. if you chaps dont understand my evidence then read what hiyymer said to our big Bella.
he told her there is a large ultimate thing behind what happens. she just doesnt know. maybe she hasnt done no classes on this. its science you see.


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without God, there is no other explanation about why this universe exists.
Actually there are other explanations, it's just yours isn't taken seriously.
they dont know who caused all this massive universe
I don't think there is a "Who" question to think about. I'm thinking how this came about, not who's behind it.
but at least you are honest and admit that at the moment you dont know who did it all. who is behind the universe.
I admitted to not knowing what or how. You keep using the word "who".
who is behind the universe.
I don't think it's a "who".

Ok, you seem to dislike what the beautiful sex goddesses on here do. I'm guessing you've never had any kind of sex with more than one bird before? I've had oral sex with what? 4 girls before(sad I know, I don't get out often :dono: ). One of them was a hot baby sitter. :drool:
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by charlou » Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:01 am

Ace wrote:Ok, you seem to dislike what the beautiful sex goddesses on here do. I'm guessing you've never had any kind of sex with more than one bird before? I've had oral sex with what? 4 girls before(sad I know, I don't get out often :dono: ). One of them was a hot baby sitter. :drool:
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Ayaan » Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:33 am

So, any evidence for what's his name yet?
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:35 am

Ayaan wrote:So, any evidence for what's his name yet?
Who? The hot baby sitter? I think Ace said he was called Nigel. :hehe:
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:35 am

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooope. :coffee:
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Ayaan » Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:42 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooope. :coffee:
Didn't think so.

Did I mention that I like brandy? :drunk:
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:53 am

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Bella Fortuna wrote:Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooope. :coffee:
Didn't think so.

Did I mention that I like brandy? :drunk:
I think it likes you too. :hehe:
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Ayaan » Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:00 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Ayaan wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooope. :coffee:
Didn't think so.

Did I mention that I like brandy? :drunk:
I think it likes you too. :hehe:
:biggrin: :hehe:

Bedtime for the drunk woman. :snooze: Nighty, night.
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by CJ » Thu Apr 29, 2010 8:20 am

Ayaan wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Ayaan wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooope. :coffee:
Didn't think so.

Did I mention that I like brandy? :drunk:
I think it likes you too. :hehe:
:biggrin: :hehe:

Bedtime for the drunk woman. :snooze: Nighty, night.
You harlot! :o

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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Feck » Thu Apr 29, 2010 8:25 am

I hope Ayaan's head is ok this morning ?
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Svartalf » Thu Apr 29, 2010 8:27 am

Ayaan wrote:So, any evidence for what's his name yet?
I got evidence for Dog, stepped in its poo the other day.
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by mandy » Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:01 am

Coito ergo sum is now really losing it. :hehe:
just have a look, when i threw facts at him he panicked. he is now making things up which i did not say. i am a muslim i dont eat pig. so i would never ever say i like to eat pork. but cioto keeps adding these words at the end of my sentences. the poor chap flipped. i think coito knows he lost against me so he is now seeing things.
the poor chap finally lost it. :console:
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:03 am

Feck wrote:I hope Ayaan's head is ok this morning ?
She doesn't drink nearly enough to get a hangover. Less than two ounces of brandy. :drunk:
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Feck » Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:08 am

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Feck wrote:I hope Ayaan's head is ok this morning ?
She doesn't drink nearly enough to get a hangover. Less than two ounces of brandy. :drunk:
I'm sure you will drive her to more Gawds :mrgreen:
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:09 am

Feck wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Feck wrote:I hope Ayaan's head is ok this morning ?
She doesn't drink nearly enough to get a hangover. Less than two ounces of brandy. :drunk:
I'm sure you will drive her to more Gawds :mrgreen:
:think: It's right there in the kitchen. :dono:
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