Stephen Baldwin on Celebrity Big Brother

[Chauncey Gardner]

I heard he converted Alex Reid last night.

I missed that, but, I've heard people talking about it. He's "the new jade" apparantly.

While baldwin is a tad of a fundie, christians share the same underlying beliefs..so, I'm delighted a few million people in the UK are being shown how ridiculously ridiculous religion is with this big brother. I hope they keep baldwin in as long as possible.

[devogue]

He preached for an hour yesterday.

[devogue]

He got voted off last night with Sisqo.

Stupid British cunts.

Baldwin and Sisqo were the only two to question or stand up to the genuinely nasty, control freak fucking bully Vinnie Jones - yet the stupid bastard public voted them both out. Now there is a week of arse-kissing the thug until it is all over.

Baldwin gave a good account of himself. Sov was a piece of shit, but she was bullied and ostracised completely by Jones and his gang and the only one to call them cunts was Baldwin.

A raving arsehole of a fundie, but at least he enjoyed a smoke and a bit of a giggle. I would take the Christian mad dog over the other rotten godless bastards any day.

[Animavore]

I'd rather cricket or water-boarding than this.

[devogue]

I'd rather cricket or water-boarding than this.

Cricket and water-boarding aren't verbs.

[Animavore]

Wait a minute!

Sisqo?





How the shitey have fallen...

[M]

Were you thinking it was a different Sisqo?

[devogue]

Were you thinking it was a different Sisqo?

Sisq O'Donohue?

[Xamonas Chegwé]

Were you thinking it was a different Sisqo?

Well it is rather a common name...










That's common as in "...as muck" rather than a synonym for prevalent!

[Animavore]

There's a copy of Closer magazine on the counter here beside me and I just noticed one of the front stories...

JORDAN CRINGES: "Alex is making a prat of himself on Big Brother.

And as I turn to the story it says on the top left hand corner "Closer News". News! Well if we can be that liberal about what we call news I guess we can call creationism a science.
Headline...

Jordan's mum blasts: "Alex is a loser, dump him.

Of she would know all about dumping losers. She gave birth to Jordan didn't she?

[devogue]

Alex won. He is a winner.

[Animavore]

Did he.

[devogue]

Did he.

Yes.

[Animavore]

Did he.

Yes.

I feel like a better person for knowing that.

[devogue]

Did he.

Yes.

I feel like a better person for knowing that.

Then my work here is done.