I am returned - are you Rapture Ready?

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Re: I am returned

Post by Psi Wavefunction » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:31 am

YHVH wrote:Stick your nose OUT, little brother. :boxing:
:whisper: That wasn't his nose... :shifty:
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Re: I am returned

Post by Buzzardhut » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:32 am

:praise: :woot: I can haz Rapture? :beamup:
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Re: I am returned

Post by The Holy Trinity » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:33 am

Kent Hovind wrote::praise: :woot: I can haz Rapture? :beamup:
Oh please, just FUCK OFF!
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Re: I am returned

Post by Virgin Mary » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:33 am

Language, Trinity! :mod:
Take me, Lord!
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Re: I am returned

Post by YHVH » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:34 am

No, Jesus. And that's final! Get back to your throne!
Genesis 20:2-3 I am the LORD thy God... Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
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Re: I am returned

Post by Satan » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:35 am

Didn't I tell you he was an authoritarian prick?
How about a nice piece of fruit? Just sign here.
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Re: I am returned

Post by charlou » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:36 am

Virgin Mary wrote:Language, Trinity! :mod:
Yes, Trinity, more language, please. :mrgreen:


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Re: I am returned

Post by Brahma » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:37 am

Holy Cow! What's going on? Why wasn't I informed of this?
SHIVA! You missed your cue! What the hell am I paying you for? :lay:
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Re: I am returned

Post by Jesus Christ » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:38 am

Look Dad, I know it's hard being the Ultimate Supreme Omnipotent Being...
John 14:6 I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
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Re: I am returned

Post by Allah » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:39 am

What am I? Chopped liver?
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Re: I am returned

Post by Satan » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:39 am

Allah wrote:What am I? Chopped liver?
You tell 'em, sister!
How about a nice piece of fruit? Just sign here.
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Re: I am returned

Post by Allah » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:40 am

DON'T CALL ME THAT! You know I've always been male on the inside!
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Re: I am returned

Post by Jesus Christ » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:40 am

Jesus Christ wrote:Look Dad, I know it's hard being the Ultimate Supreme Omnipotent Being...
...but do you think you could unclench for just a minute?
I'm serious, Dad. I'm bored shitless! Nothing to do but sit at Your right hand, surrounded by sycophants and listening to fucking harp music all day, every day! Let's have Armageddon now. A few centuries here or there won't make any difference.
John 14:6 I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
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Re: I am returned

Post by Virgin Mary » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:41 am

Language, Jesus! :mod:
Take me, Lord!
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Re: I am returned

Post by Jesus Christ » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:42 am

Sorry, Mum. :oops:
...And that nonsense about not having enough room! You know that the number of our faithful is declining. So crucify me for trying to save a few atheists.
John 14:6 I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
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