Rapture' apocalypse prediction sparks atheist reaction

[Geoff]

[klr]

I'm not fucking going anywhere.

*pictures Charlou holding doggedly and determinedly onto computer while rest of body is being drawn skyward*

Hold on, how would Charlou - or any of us - get "selected" for rapturing in the first place?

Shome mishtake shurely. Record-keeping in Heaven mustn't be up to scratch.

I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours, but I think that God's got a sick sense of humour, and when I die I expect to find him laughing.

Great, now I'll have that in my head for the next hour.

[DaveDodo007]

People are being raptured all over here in England or is that ruptured as I tend to get confused after one too many Jack Daniels.

[JimC]

Drinking large amounts of alcohol is my preferred method of dealing with this madness...

Hang on, it's my preferred method of dealing with anything...

[DaveDodo007]

I don't know about you but I have already been raptured and now in a very long (about a billion Christians) queue waiting to be allowed to kiss god's arse and then you have to go back to the end of the end of the ever increasing queue to do it all over again. It doesn't seem to bother the Christians that much but I'm so bored I'm posting this from my iPhone:-(

[JimC]

I don't know about you but I have already been raptured and now in a very long (about a billion Christians) queue waiting to be allowed to kiss god's arse and then you have to go back to the end of the end of the ever increasing queue to do it all over again. It doesn't seem to bother the Christians that much but I'm so bored I'm posting this from my iPhone:-(

How's the reception?

[Mallardz]

I like the guy who is being paid to pick up pets I should have planned ahead.

I hope the preachers are down the town centre today it'll be ever so much fun.