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Re: W00t I'm on a church prayer list

Post by Svartalf » Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:02 pm

Pappa wrote:
pawiz wrote:They are praying away my atheism.

Snork.
Next week you should pretend to see the light and accept Jesus as your saviour. :tea:
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Post by Mr P » Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:02 pm

Can't you just feel the christian condescension... I mean love, christian love. That's it :biggrin:

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Post by cowiz » Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:05 pm

I think Feck is safe from conversion after all. The promised prophecies argument did not materialize.

The funny thing is that different xian factions are now damning each other to hell. Snork.
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Re: W00t I'm on a church prayer list

Post by Feck » Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:08 pm

I can't take any more I didn't think It would get to me ,I've watched people throw water on fat fires ,light camp fires with petrol , I've sat in the passenger seat and not said a word while the driver messed it up and wrecked the car around me ,I can be in the middle of dumb and stupid and just watch ..
But this! this is too much

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Re: W00t I'm on a church prayer list

Post by cowiz » Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:09 pm

Feck wrote:I can't take any more I didn't think It would get to me ,I've watched people throw water on fat fires ,light camp fires with petrol , I've sat in the passenger seat and not said a word while the driver messed it up and wrecked the car around me ,I can be in the middle of dumb and stupid and just watch ..
But this! this is too much

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Obviously the only reason we only find human bones on the top layers is because they were the last ones to drown in the flood.
Makes sense. Stegosaurus could hold their breath longer than Triceratops.
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Re: W00t I'm on a church prayer list

Post by Callan » Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:11 pm

Feck wrote: Carmen Landstrom
Obviously the only reason we only find human bones on the top layers is because they were the last ones to drown in the flood.
It is our buoyancy that separates us from the dumb beasts, as any fule kno.
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Post by Mr P » Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:12 pm

Feck wrote:I can't take any more I didn't think It would get to me ,I've watched people throw water on fat fires ,light camp fires with petrol , I've sat in the passenger seat and not said a word while the driver messed it up and wrecked the car around me ,I can be in the middle of dumb and stupid and just watch ..
But this! this is too much

Carmen Landstrom
Obviously the only reason we only find human bones on the top layers is because they were the last ones to drown in the flood.
Teh stoopid is spreading, I've just had someone on my facebook page trying to give Hitler a positive spin. Unfortunately I know him in real life :endit:

I think I'll go back to C.A. for some relatively intelligent conversation.

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Re: W00t I'm on a church prayer list

Post by Feck » Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:19 pm

No it's not even funny I honestly want to give her a barbecue, a bag of damp charcoal , a gallon of nitromethane and a book of matches .

I would almost bet the only way she would not kill herself is if she failed to understand how the matches work.

They let people like this have Guns and cars and children !
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Re: W00t I'm on a church prayer list

Post by Feck » Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:21 pm

The other thing was someone from Ratskep touting for members over there :laff: ....... I guess they like their chew toys soft
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Post by Mr P » Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:22 pm

Feck wrote:The other thing was someone from Ratskep touting for members over there :laff: ....... I guess they like their chew toys soft
Any takers?

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Re: W00t I'm on a church prayer list

Post by Geoff » Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:34 pm

Feck wrote:
stripes4 wrote:
JOZeldenrust wrote:
Animavore wrote:
Millefleur wrote:Just think, you're wasting a whole ten minutes or so of a bunch of retard's lives :yes:
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Shouldn't it be "[...] bunch of retards' lives."?
Yes, because 'retards' denotes a plural.

If there was a face book group for pedants I'd be wasting my time annoying them as well :lol:
Please use the subjunctive mood correctly, Feck.

"If there were a..."

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Re: W00t I'm on a church prayer list

Post by Feck » Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:52 pm

pawiz wrote:I think Feck is safe from conversion after all. The promised prophecies argument did not materialize.

The funny thing is that different xian factions are now damning each other to hell. Snork.
yep there was a bit of a silence from the fundies when I challenged them on that wasn't there ...
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Re: W00t I'm on a church prayer list

Post by maiforpeace » Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:14 pm

You still haven't indicated who it is that is praying for you Pawiz, I am curious and want to know.
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Re: W00t I'm on a church prayer list

Post by cowiz » Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:18 pm

maiforpeace wrote:You still haven't indicated who it is that is praying for you Pawiz, I am curious and want to know.
A fundie nutjob by the name of Jeff Burkhammer. He is busy telling me that I am a liar and I really do believe in his god, but I won't admit to it.
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Re: W00t I'm on a church prayer list

Post by JimC » Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:26 am

pawiz wrote:
maiforpeace wrote:You still haven't indicated who it is that is praying for you Pawiz, I am curious and want to know.
A fundie nutjob by the name of Jeff Burkhammer. He is busy telling me that I am a liar and I really do believe in his god, but I won't admit to it.
Tell him that, in the dark depths of the early morning depair, he himself realises his faith is a fraud, but clings to it like a baby to a teddy bear...
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