and then present the Mexican who pulled you away from getting hit by a car.Pappa wrote:Next week you should pretend to see the light and accept Jesus as your saviour.pawiz wrote:They are praying away my atheism.
Snork.
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Can't you just feel the christian condescension... I mean love, christian love. That's it 

Stewart Lee vomits into the gaping anus of Christ:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scwf7KmZLec
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF9HSFunI20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scwf7KmZLec
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF9HSFunI20
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I think Feck is safe from conversion after all. The promised prophecies argument did not materialize.
The funny thing is that different xian factions are now damning each other to hell. Snork.
The funny thing is that different xian factions are now damning each other to hell. Snork.
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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I can't take any more I didn't think It would get to me ,I've watched people throw water on fat fires ,light camp fires with petrol , I've sat in the passenger seat and not said a word while the driver messed it up and wrecked the car around me ,I can be in the middle of dumb and stupid and just watch ..
But this! this is too much
Carmen Landstrom
But this! this is too much
Carmen Landstrom
Obviously the only reason we only find human bones on the top layers is because they were the last ones to drown in the flood.




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Makes sense. Stegosaurus could hold their breath longer than Triceratops.Feck wrote:I can't take any more I didn't think It would get to me ,I've watched people throw water on fat fires ,light camp fires with petrol , I've sat in the passenger seat and not said a word while the driver messed it up and wrecked the car around me ,I can be in the middle of dumb and stupid and just watch ..
But this! this is too much
Carmen LandstromObviously the only reason we only find human bones on the top layers is because they were the last ones to drown in the flood.
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It is our buoyancy that separates us from the dumb beasts, as any fule kno.Feck wrote: Carmen LandstromObviously the only reason we only find human bones on the top layers is because they were the last ones to drown in the flood.

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Teh stoopid is spreading, I've just had someone on my facebook page trying to give Hitler a positive spin. Unfortunately I know him in real lifeFeck wrote:I can't take any more I didn't think It would get to me ,I've watched people throw water on fat fires ,light camp fires with petrol , I've sat in the passenger seat and not said a word while the driver messed it up and wrecked the car around me ,I can be in the middle of dumb and stupid and just watch ..
But this! this is too much
Carmen LandstromObviously the only reason we only find human bones on the top layers is because they were the last ones to drown in the flood.

I think I'll go back to C.A. for some relatively intelligent conversation.
Stewart Lee vomits into the gaping anus of Christ:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scwf7KmZLec
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF9HSFunI20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scwf7KmZLec
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF9HSFunI20
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No it's not even funny I honestly want to give her a barbecue, a bag of damp charcoal , a gallon of nitromethane and a book of matches .
I would almost bet the only way she would not kill herself is if she failed to understand how the matches work.
They let people like this have Guns and cars and children !
I would almost bet the only way she would not kill herself is if she failed to understand how the matches work.
They let people like this have Guns and cars and children !
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The other thing was someone from Ratskep touting for members over there
....... I guess they like their chew toys soft





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Any takers?Feck wrote:The other thing was someone from Ratskep touting for members over there....... I guess they like their chew toys soft
Stewart Lee vomits into the gaping anus of Christ:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scwf7KmZLec
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF9HSFunI20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scwf7KmZLec
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF9HSFunI20
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Please use the subjunctive mood correctly, Feck.Feck wrote:stripes4 wrote:Yes, because 'retards' denotes a plural.JOZeldenrust wrote:Shouldn't it be "[...] bunch of retards' lives."?Animavore wrote:Millefleur wrote:Just think, you're wasting a whole ten minutes or so of a bunch of retard's lives
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yep there was a bit of a silence from the fundies when I challenged them on that wasn't there ...pawiz wrote:I think Feck is safe from conversion after all. The promised prophecies argument did not materialize.
The funny thing is that different xian factions are now damning each other to hell. Snork.




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You still haven't indicated who it is that is praying for you Pawiz, I am curious and want to know.
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A fundie nutjob by the name of Jeff Burkhammer. He is busy telling me that I am a liar and I really do believe in his god, but I won't admit to it.maiforpeace wrote:You still haven't indicated who it is that is praying for you Pawiz, I am curious and want to know.
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Tell him that, in the dark depths of the early morning depair, he himself realises his faith is a fraud, but clings to it like a baby to a teddy bear...pawiz wrote:A fundie nutjob by the name of Jeff Burkhammer. He is busy telling me that I am a liar and I really do believe in his god, but I won't admit to it.maiforpeace wrote:You still haven't indicated who it is that is praying for you Pawiz, I am curious and want to know.
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