So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

[Geoff]

I'd behead every blue blood between here and Vladivostok for a decent cake

I'll be baking up a storm once the revolution starts.

Pie that's what you need after a day slaughtering the faithful Pie and lots of it .

With gravy!

[Pappa]

Pappa better be serious about this stuff. It was his insatiable blood-lust for genocide, rape and baby eating that made me fall in love with him

Hey, it's not rape if you enjoy it!

[Clinton Huxley]

Meat and tattie, steak pie and a cheese pastie and I'm set for any mischief

[rachelbean]

What's an "ethical cloud"? One that refuses to rain on orphans? It's getting very complicated.

[Ian]

I curtly shut my front door in the face of a couple door-to-door evangelists last year.

I've done my part for now.

[FBM]

Shit. I just found this thread. Do we have to make quick, clean kills or are we allowed to toy with them a bit first?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

http://motherjones.com/blue-marble/2011 ... -classroom

I'm getting my guns back out.

[ScholasticSpastic]

Is it all going to be killing, or can we take a few slaves? An atheist has needs and not all of them can be met with honey-glazed babies.




mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....... christian babies glazed in honey, stuffed with apple and onion quarters with spices rubbed up under their crispy golden skins.......

[laklak]

I'm liking the honey glazed babes idea. Can I start with Miley Cyrus? She's all like you know totally Christian and stuff.

[Hermit]

I don't really want to kill 6 billion people.

Ya wuzz. Don't pike out now. What next? You let Jesus into your heart? Grow a backbone and bake yourself a baby or two.

It's ok, I was only trollin' you. Of course I want to murder them all, especially them fucking Scientologists. I wonder if Mormons taste more like Jehova's Witnesses than Hindus?

Haha. I was pulling your leg too. Nobody felt more encouraged to indulge in massacres than the god of bible fame. Not only was he repeatedly alleged in that tome of truth to have commanded the believers to kill all men, women, and children of his followers' enemy, he even stopped the sun from setting to give them more time to continue with another slaughter.

For those who think of his son as the lovey-dovey type, forget it. From the new testament: "Jesus said, "But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me."" [Luke 19:27] And if you think he disapproved of his dad's policies, think again: "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets; I am not come to destroy, but to fulfill. For verily, I say unto you, till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law till all be fulfilled." [Matthew 5: 17, 18]

Do you really think the world would be a better place without Nelson Mandela? Without James Orbinski? Well, guess what? They're both believers. But they're both humanitarians too.

In case you are addressing me in particular, I don't think I even implied the opposite. What I tried to do, is to get theists who regard atheists as baby eaters to have a good look at what the book they principally use for guidance says about massacres, genocide, human sacrifice and so forth. The old testament is littered with their god not merely condoning but actually commanding them, and the new testament isn't as different as the bible's adherents would have you believe. Luckily, the cherry picking focuses on the "nice" bits these days, rather than the brutal ones. Even hell has been downgraded from a fire, brimstone and gnashing of teeth situation to merely an "eternal separation from god." Fantastic, aye?

Maybe when the webmasters of the Sarah Palin web site put crosshairs on an Arizona map over Congressman Gifford's district, they intended no bodily harm. But the world of the web today is a crowded theater, and they were yelling "Fire", and it does matter, even if you're yelling it with a grin on your faces.

That is a most excellent point, and having been reminded of it, I will now no longer even make jokes along the lines you object to because of it. Not here, and not anywhere else. Thank you.

Lastly, anyone who says that once one is a believer, one is no longer a human, (which I emphatically don't) needs their head read.

[DaveDodo007]

Maybe when the webmasters of the Sarah Palin web site put crosshairs on an Arizona map over Congressman Gifford's district, they intended no bodily harm. But the world of the web today is a crowded theater, and they were yelling "Fire", and it does matter, even if you're yelling it with a grin on your faces.

That is a most excellent point, and having been reminded of it, I will now no longer even make jokes along the lines you object to because of it. Not here, and not anywhere else. Thank you.

Lastly, anyone who says that once one is a believer, one is no longer a human, (which I emphatically don't) needs their head read.

Yeah Seraph, you pussy. So were not even allowed to mock cunts who throw acid in schoolgirls faces and make women wear burqas in 50 degrees heat. Shoot abortion doctors or excommunicate them for saving women's lives. Hanging homos no problem in Uganda c/o USA. Grow a pair and man up. This thread is obviously a joke but if you can't see the danger of your delusional friends then seriously go and screw yourself and take that self righteous twat Stein with you.

[Stein]

Maybe when the webmasters of the Sarah Palin web site put crosshairs on an Arizona map over Congressman Gifford's district, they intended no bodily harm. But the world of the web today is a crowded theater, and they were yelling "Fire", and it does matter, even if you're yelling it with a grin on your faces.

That is a most excellent point, and having been reminded of it, I will now no longer even make jokes along the lines you object to because of it. Not here, and not anywhere else. Thank you.

And thank you. Deeply appreciated.

Lastly, anyone who says that once one is a believer, one is no longer a human, (which I emphatically don't) needs their head read.

Yeah Seraph, you pussy. So were not even allowed to mock cunts who throw acid in schoolgirls faces and make women wear burqas in 50 degrees heat. Shoot abortion doctors or excommunicate them for saving women's lives. Hanging homos no problem in Uganda c/o USA.

Of course, there's no problem at all with your mocking them. And no one here said anything different. But mocking them versus making jokes about mass killings are two very different things.

Stein

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Yep, mass killings always include a priest and a few choir boys.

[FBM]

http://motherjones.com/blue-marble/2011 ... -classroom

I'm getting my guns back out.

How did I know TN would be on that list? AND they passed the stoopid bill.


@ Stein: Would you be in favor of legislation limiting free speech with respect to this sort of humor?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

http://motherjones.com/blue-marble/2011 ... -classroom

I'm getting my guns back out.

How did I know TN would be on that list? AND they passed the stoopid bill.

Gnood gnus is one of them just might make it to the Supremes.