You guys ready for the 21st?

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Re: You guys ready for the 21st?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:29 am

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Re: You guys ready for the 21st?

Post by maiforpeace » Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:58 am

What's desperately missing from this site are those great artistic depictions like the ones you see in The Watchtower of the end times. The skies are all dark with burning going on somewhere in the background. The chosen ones, wrapped in shawls and holy garb with beatific faces looking up toward the light and the sky to which they will go, and the rest of us heathens writhing in agony on earth, ready to be swallowed up by the earth or go up in flames...
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Re: You guys ready for the 21st?

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Re: You guys ready for the 21st?

Post by FBM » Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:06 am

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Nice tits.
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Re: You guys ready for the 21st?

Post by Pappa » Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:09 am

I'm gutted the world is going to end on the 21st, its my birthday a week later. :(
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Re: You guys ready for the 21st?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:48 am

Gawdzilla wrote:Image
No fucking chance a harlot with a skirt as short as that will be among the chosen! :nono:





... bags first dibs on her in HELL!! :twisted:
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Re: You guys ready for the 21st?

Post by Red Katie » Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:36 am

Forward Beer-Meister wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Image
Nice tits.
Yeah, they're no longer affected by gravity. Standy-uppy tiddies.

Notice how the saved are all really young?
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Re: You guys ready for the 21st?

Post by JimC » Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:47 am

As I get older, I'm definitely becoming rupture ready... :nono:
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Re: You guys ready for the 21st?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:51 am

Red Katie wrote:
Forward Beer-Meister wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Image
Nice tits.
Yeah, they're no longer affected by gravity. Standy-uppy tiddies.

Notice how the saved are all really young?
Nobody fat either. And definitely no amputees! First the faith-healers, now this. Just what does god have against amputees? The Bastit! :nono:
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Re: You guys ready for the 21st?

Post by Rum » Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:08 am

Red Katie wrote:
Forward Beer-Meister wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Image
Nice tits.
Yeah, they're no longer affected by gravity. Standy-uppy tiddies.

Notice how the saved are all really young?

You raise and interesting theological question..Is there gravity in heaven? :eddy:

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Re: You guys ready for the 21st?

Post by JimC » Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:23 am

Rum wrote:
Red Katie wrote:
Forward Beer-Meister wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Image
Nice tits.
Yeah, they're no longer affected by gravity. Standy-uppy tiddies.

Notice how the saved are all really young?

You raise and interesting theological question..Is there gravity in heaven? :eddy:
No bloody levity, that's for certain... :nono:
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Re: You guys ready for the 21st?

Post by AshtonBlack » Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:44 am

Gawdzilla wrote:Image
..... WASPs, interesting. Are they the only subset of humanity that believe this shit?

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Re: You guys ready for the 21st?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:51 am

The Rapture, you say? All the glassy-eyed, spittle-flecked,happy-clapping humbuggers get sucked into the ether? Let's hope so.
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Re: You guys ready for the 21st?

Post by Thinking Aloud » Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:09 am

Hmmm. The beginnings of a plan.

Let's actually create a rapture, and rapturise all the rapturous folks off the planet (one way or the other) - that's clearly what they want. Instant solution to overpopulation and destruction of natural resources.

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Next week OK for you guys? Might as well have one of their predictions come true - it'll give it that air of authenticity.

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Re: You guys ready for the 21st?

Post by Achtland » Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:13 am

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