You have a friend request from Jesus

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Re: You have a friend request from Jesus

Post by odysseus » Fri Nov 23, 2012 3:58 pm

Svartalf wrote:
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tattuchu wrote:Lets not be too hasty. Is it a friend with benefits? :ask:
He's got more holes to use than most men...
(Imagines a Jesus with dildoes protruding from the holes in hands, feet and side)
Alternately, gives a new meaning to "hand job"
Someones heading South at the end.... :hehe:
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Re: You have a friend request from Jesus

Post by Robert_S » Fri Nov 23, 2012 4:15 pm

Svartalf wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
tattuchu wrote:Lets not be too hasty. Is it a friend with benefits? :ask:
He's got more holes to use than most men...
(Imagines a Jesus with dildoes protruding from the holes in hands, feet and side)
Alternately, gives a new meaning to "hand job"
Are those the "friends" people have in Jesus?
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Re: You have a friend request from Jesus

Post by rasetsu » Fri Nov 23, 2012 4:33 pm




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Re: You have a friend request from Jesus

Post by Cormac » Fri Nov 23, 2012 5:46 pm

Scrumple wrote:
tattuchu wrote:Lets not be too hasty. Is it a friend with benefits? :ask:
Jesus will stick up for you. :tup:
Now with five extra holes...
FUCKERPUNKERSHIT!


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Re: You have a friend request from Jesus

Post by Cormac » Fri Nov 23, 2012 5:47 pm

Dammit. Beaten to it.
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Re: You have a friend request from Jesus

Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Nov 23, 2012 5:50 pm

Read whole thread before commenting. :coffee:

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Re: You have a friend request from Jesus

Post by Cormac » Fri Nov 23, 2012 6:51 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Read whole thread before commenting. :coffee:

:razzle:
Too much effort.

Instead, I take my hat off to another stargazing denizen of the Ratzian gutter. I bow before your excellently ribald wit.

Well played m'dear.
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You have a friend request from Jesus

Post by Mysturji » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:25 pm

In the final days of rdf, I got a warning (my first) for posting a link to an "advert" for a Jesus sex doll, with fully functional orifices (orifii?) and stigmata -not to mention an erect (detachable) penis. I wouldn't have minded the warning if it hadn't already been posted there some months previously. :humph:
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Re: You have a friend request from Jesus

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Nov 24, 2012 1:04 am

Mysturji wrote:In the final days of rdf, I got a warning (my first) for posting a link to an "advert" for a Jesus sex doll, with fully functional orifices (orifii?) and stigmata -not to mention an erect (detachable) penis. I wouldn't have minded the warning if it hadn't already been posted there some months previously. :humph:
Ya see, in the old days of RDF the mods could act independently. They didn't have the safety net of 2-3 weeks discussion in the Mod Forum before a warning was issued. That's why it fell.
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Re: You have a friend request from Jesus

Post by Cormac » Sat Nov 24, 2012 1:54 am

Mysturji wrote:In the final days of rdf, I got a warning (my first) for posting a link to an "advert" for a Jesus sex doll, with fully functional orifices (orifii?) and stigmata -not to mention an erect (detachable) penis. I wouldn't have minded the warning if it hadn't already been posted there some months previously. :humph:
Hah, the manufacturers missed a trick. They forgot that fine gaping spear wound in his side... Perfect to round out the gangbang...
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Re: You have a friend request from Jesus

Post by Jesus_of_Nazareth » Sat Nov 24, 2012 9:51 am

I like to touch all my freinds..........
Get me to a Nunnery :soup:


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Re: You have a friend request from Jesus

Post by odysseus » Sat Nov 24, 2012 12:22 pm

Jesus_of_Nazareth wrote:I like to touch all my freinds..........
..and your clergy have a particular affinity for the kids... :razzle:
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