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Re: Dawkins calls for 'Catholic' honesty

Post by Animavore » Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:17 pm

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FBM wrote:I suppose if the Church defines a "Roman Catholic" as someone who, among other things, accepts and believes the doctrine of transubstantiation, then they're defining themselves out of about 2/3 of their membership. Bad for business. :mod:
Does anyone other than Dawkins use that definition though?
Not sure, really. If the Church will excommunicate you for using contraceptives (not sure if they do), surely they would do so for not believing something as fundamental as transubstantiation? :dunno:
If the church excommunicated you for using contraception most of Ireland would be out on their ear.
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Re: Dawkins calls for 'Catholic' honesty

Post by FBM » Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:34 pm

:lol: OK, I see it now. ;)
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Re: Dawkins calls for 'Catholic' honesty

Post by Svartalf » Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:36 pm

Pappa wrote:
FBM wrote:
Pappa wrote:
FBM wrote:I suppose if the Church defines a "Roman Catholic" as someone who, among other things, accepts and believes the doctrine of transubstantiation, then they're defining themselves out of about 2/3 of their membership. Bad for business. :mod:
Does anyone other than Dawkins use that definition though?
Not sure, really. If the Church will excommunicate you for using contraceptives (not sure if they do), surely they would do so for not believing something as fundamental as transubstantiation? :dunno:
I doubt most priests believe in transubstantiation, let alone believe that their congregation do.
Once you've tested the dog piss they use for sacramental wine (usually white too, the stains are easier to wash/hide if any slops on the precious altar cloths and vestments), you stop believing in transubstantiation in a hurry... no way the blood of a guy who performed the miracle of the wedding at Cana can be that bad.
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Re: Dawkins calls for 'Catholic' honesty

Post by klr » Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:09 pm

Hermit wrote:
Pappa wrote:
FBM wrote:
Pappa wrote:
FBM wrote:I suppose if the Church defines a "Roman Catholic" as someone who, among other things, accepts and believes the doctrine of transubstantiation, then they're defining themselves out of about 2/3 of their membership. Bad for business. :mod:
Does anyone other than Dawkins use that definition though?
Not sure, really. If the Church will excommunicate you for using contraceptives (not sure if they do), surely they would do so for not believing something as fundamental as transubstantiation? :dunno:
I doubt most priests believe in transubstantiation, let alone believe that their congregation do.
In terms of the Vatican's definition the majority of Catholics turns out to be not catholic Reminds me of a Yes Minister episode concerning the appointment of a new CoE Bishop (I think), where the clergy is described as being either disestablishmentarian or atheistic.
That's exactly what I was thinking of myself! I saw that episode again only a couple of weeks ago.

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Re: Dawkins calls for 'Catholic' honesty

Post by FBM » Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:15 pm

Pappa wrote:
FBM wrote:
Pappa wrote:
FBM wrote:I suppose if the Church defines a "Roman Catholic" as someone who, among other things, accepts and believes the doctrine of transubstantiation, then they're defining themselves out of about 2/3 of their membership. Bad for business. :mod:
Does anyone other than Dawkins use that definition though?
Not sure, really. If the Church will excommunicate you for using contraceptives (not sure if they do), surely they would do so for not believing something as fundamental as transubstantiation? :dunno:
I doubt most priests believe in transubstantiation, let alone believe that their congregation do.
Can they state this openly without fear of excommunication?
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Post by M » Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:18 pm

Odd that he didn't pick up on the fact that a far greater percentage of those surveyed weren't even Roman.
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Post by Mysturji » Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:39 pm

M wrote:Odd that he didn't pick up on the fact that a far greater percentage of those surveyed weren't even Roman.
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Re: Dawkins calls for 'Catholic' honesty

Post by JimC » Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:25 pm

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FBM wrote:I suppose if the Church defines a "Roman Catholic" as someone who, among other things, accepts and believes the doctrine of transubstantiation, then they're defining themselves out of about 2/3 of their membership. Bad for business. :mod:
Does anyone other than Dawkins use that definition though?
Well, it is definitely an official part of the canon that all catholics must believe. The fact that the hierarchy will make a pragmatic decision not to rock the boat too much with the members who can't swallow this woo completely doesn't change the delicious scent of hypocrisy...
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Re: Dawkins calls for 'Catholic' honesty

Post by klr » Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:29 pm

JimC wrote:
Pappa wrote:
FBM wrote:I suppose if the Church defines a "Roman Catholic" as someone who, among other things, accepts and believes the doctrine of transubstantiation, then they're defining themselves out of about 2/3 of their membership. Bad for business. :mod:
Does anyone other than Dawkins use that definition though?
Well, it is definitely an official part of the canon that all catholics must believe. The fact that the hierarchy will make a pragmatic decision not to rock the boat too much with the members who can't swallow this woo completely doesn't change the delicious scent of hypocrisy...
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Re: Dawkins calls for 'Catholic' honesty

Post by Robert_S » Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:59 pm

I think the issue needs to be pressed. Look what happened here in the US regarding evolution vs creationism! Not too long ago nobody took literal creationism seriously, but they kept the story around as a kind of pet. I could not have imagined that it would even be taken seriously these days.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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