Rum wrote:Unfortunately I don't have that excuse. However I was on my first cup of coffee of the day and still a bit bleary eyed.Elessarina wrote:Did you decise this while you were having a glass of wine? *hic*?
Was it Irish?
I've decised to read the Bible..again.
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Was it Irish?
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No, but I was..Elessarina wrote:Rum wrote:Unfortunately I don't have that excuse. However I was on my first cup of coffee of the day and still a bit bleary eyed.Elessarina wrote:Did you decise this while you were having a glass of wine? *hic*?
Was it Irish?
This is going to be tough. I have already noticed in Genesis that the light and dark were created before the sun.
I foresee a lot of smiting of my head and renting of my garments!
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Make notes Rum! 
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The Ipod 'app' has that function. Obviously invented by God as a handy Bible reading doodad.Elessarina wrote:Make notes Rum!
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Damn, beaten to the punch.Azathoth wrote:I bet you skip the begats
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Look, guys - the noun is "decision", so of course the verb is "decise". If you make an incision, you're not "inciding" - though of course you're going INCIDE.
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At last - someone who speaks English like what I do!
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Well, yes, that makes sense. Also, if the verb in its past tense form stemming from 'revision' is 'revised', what should you expect the equivalent for 'decision' to be?John_fi_Skye wrote:Look, guys - the noun is "decision", so of course the verb is "decise". If you make an incision, you're not "inciding" - though of course you're going INCIDE.
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Rum wrote:At last - someone who speaks English like what I do!
No - you've gone too far now, Rum. A guy from Dumfries talking like somebody from Cumbria...... Pray, do not mock me: I am a very foolish fond old man; And, to deal plainly, I fear I am not in my perfect mind.
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[quote="klr2] Damn, beaten to the punch. [/quote]
That always happens to me at parties..
[/quote]That always happens to me at parties..
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I have the New Testicle at work, I picked it up somewhere. It is the King James one. I sometimes read it on the toilet. But the paper is no good for wiping. ANyway, I started reading Revelation. I'm confused. Who is this writer who is hallucinating, and why?
It is the Gideons King James version.
It is the Gideons King James version.
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Revelations is a political/religious diatribe aimed at the contemporary audience. We will never "get" all the jokes and jabs.Tero wrote:I have the New Testicle at work, I picked it up somewhere. It is the King James one. I sometimes read it on the toilet. But the paper is no good for wiping. ANyway, I started reading Revelation. I'm confused. Who is this writer who is hallucinating, and why?
It is the Gideons King James version.
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"Gideon checked out, and he left it, no doubt...."Tero wrote:I have the New Testicle at work, I picked it up somewhere. It is the King James one. I sometimes read it on the toilet. But the paper is no good for wiping. ANyway, I started reading Revelation. I'm confused. Who is this writer who is hallucinating, and why?
It is the Gideons King James version.
....for you to wipe your arse with.
Pray, do not mock me: I am a very foolish fond old man; And, to deal plainly, I fear I am not in my perfect mind.
Blah blah blah blah blah!
Memo to self: no Lir chocolates.
Life is glorious.
Blah blah blah blah blah!
Memo to self: no Lir chocolates.
Life is glorious.
Re: I've decised to read the Bible..again.
Yer mad. I tried read the OT last year and I only finished the first two chapters. It's complete shite.
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