10 reasons why beer is better than religion...

[Horwood Beer-Master]

[Durro]

11. Your mother doesn't have to be a virgin to produce your beer.

12. It's not mandatory to give 10% of your income to beer (although some may still choose to)

13. Beer doesn't make people feel guilty about the prospect of having pre-marital sex...if anything, it's the opposite.

14. When you die, you aren't destined to be reincarnated as a Special Brew drinker because you led a bad life.

15. You don't have to cut your balls off and suicide in order to be collected by beer drinking aliens coming behind the comet Hale-Bopp.

16. Beer drinkers are comfortable with the fact that there may be another beer out there that's equally good as theirs.

17. Schools aren't required to show only 1 brand of beer ads to their students.

18. If you are laying there dying, someone offering you a beer is more likely to be appreciated.

19. Beer companies don't mind if you use contraception.

20. You don't have to get up early on a Sunday and dress up to have a beer.