What are the odds on God?

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Re: What are the odds on God?

Post by klr » Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:25 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:
Pappa wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:Either is or isn't isn't 50:50.
Just because there are two options, it doesn't make the probabilities of both equal. I may or may not get eaten by an animatronic dinosaur today, but the chances aren't 50/50.
Mine had fewer words. :hehe:
I can do it in fewer still:

(a + b = 1) =/= (a = b)

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Re: What are the odds on God?

Post by Thinking Aloud » Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:27 pm

klr wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:
Pappa wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:Either is or isn't isn't 50:50.
Just because there are two options, it doesn't make the probabilities of both equal. I may or may not get eaten by an animatronic dinosaur today, but the chances aren't 50/50.
Mine had fewer words. :hehe:
I can do it in fewer still:

(a + b = 1) =/= (a = b)

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(a + b = 1) ≠ (a = b)

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Re: What are the odds on God?

Post by Ironclad » Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:30 pm

0.00%
Logic may lead us to Dawk's Scale 6 or 6.5 but it is a fucking cop out of common sense. There are no gods, goddesses, God, demons, devils, dragons, djinni, piskies, leprechauns, lesbians, Typhon, Hades, Hel, hell or heaven.
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Re: What are the odds on God?

Post by Thinking Aloud » Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:32 pm

No lesbians? :panic:

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Re: What are the odds on God?

Post by klr » Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:35 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:No lesbians? :panic:
I didn't even know they were supernatural. :spock:
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Re: What are the odds on God?

Post by Pappa » Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:39 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:
Pappa wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:Either is or isn't isn't 50:50.
Just because there are two options, it doesn't make the probabilities of both equal. I may or may not get eaten by an animatronic dinosaur today, but the chances aren't 50/50.
Mine had fewer words. :hehe:
I completely misunderstood what you'd said. :fp: It did seem an odd thing for you to say. :hehe:

But anyway. Mine had "animatronic dinosaur" in it. :mrgreen:

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Re: What are the odds on God?

Post by Thinking Aloud » Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:43 pm

Pappa wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:
Pappa wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:Either is or isn't isn't 50:50.
Just because there are two options, it doesn't make the probabilities of both equal. I may or may not get eaten by an animatronic dinosaur today, but the chances aren't 50/50.
Mine had fewer words. :hehe:
I completely misunderstood what you'd said. :fp: It did seem an odd thing for you to say. :hehe:

But anyway. Mine had "animatronic dinosaur" in it. :mrgreen:
WIN!

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Re: What are the odds on God?

Post by Pappa » Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:08 pm

I would definitely go to church every Sunday if there was lots of lesbian sex.

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Re: What are the odds on God?

Post by Thinking Aloud » Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:11 pm

Pappa wrote:I would definitely go to church every Sunday if there was lots of lesbian sex.
I propose converting all churches into "exhibition of uninhibition" centres.

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Re: What are the odds on God?

Post by mistermack » Fri Jul 29, 2011 10:08 pm

Of course, without defining god, it's hard to estimate the odds.

The Christian god I would give millions to one against.
The Islamic god, similar, but slightly less unlikely, because there is no trinity involved.

But a simple creative intelligent being, who could create the universe, but not really dabble in it, would have to be shorter odds.
( as physicists speculate that universes CAN be created, and other higher life-forms are almost a certainty ). So I would still say long odds against, but not in the millions.
A thousand to one against maybe. Of course, many people wouldn't count that as a god.
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Re: What are the odds on God?

Post by laklak » Fri Jul 29, 2011 10:29 pm

Depends on whether it's rained, He's not much of a mudder.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: What are the odds on God?

Post by Geoff » Fri Jul 29, 2011 10:32 pm

Ironclad wrote:0.00%
Logic may lead us to Dawk's Scale 6 or 6.5 but it is a fucking cop out of common sense. There are no gods, goddesses, God, demons, devils, dragons, djinni, piskies, leprechauns, lesbians, Typhon, Hades, Hel, hell or heaven.
So relax, my babies.

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Re: What are the odds on God?

Post by Ironclad » Fri Jul 29, 2011 10:35 pm

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Re: What are the odds on God?

Post by Svartalf » Fri Jul 29, 2011 10:43 pm

mistermack wrote:Nobody can be CERTAIN that there is or isn't a god. I have to admit it's possible that there is one, but very unlikely. So you must be able to give your own personal opinion as to what the odds are.

Now and again, I buy a lottery ticket for the Euro lottery. Even though the odds against winning are 100 million to one against. Would you buy a ticket, if the prize was eternal life in paradise?

So what are the odds? A million to one against? or worse?
I can't make a guess.
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Not good enough for me to bet on it... if only because, if you want to take Pascal's wager, you also have to wager on jus WAT god is the right one to worship...

Then again, the utter lack of definite evidence in more than 50 000 years of endless search on the part of mankind is telling in and of itself.
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Re: What are the odds on God?

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