Is Christian Evangelism a threat to our way of life?

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Re: Is Christian Evangelism a threat to our way of life?

Post by FBM » Sat Jul 02, 2011 1:00 am

JimC wrote:
FBM wrote:I thought Christian Evangelism WAS our way of life.
Amen, brother...

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Re: Is Christian Evangelism a threat to our way of life?

Post by charlou » Sat Jul 02, 2011 1:21 am

Seth wrote:Only if you allow your government to either favor or disfavor religion.
If concerns about increasing numbers being persuaded and influenced by evangelism (lower case 'e' ... ie, of any creed) are correct, it could very well be reflected in the type of people who are elected, and their influence on policy decisions.

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Re: Is Christian Evangelism a threat to our way of life?

Post by FBM » Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:08 am

An evangelist and lackey just a minute ago walked into my hospital room - without knocking, I might add - and started his spiel. I recognized at a glance the tracts in his hands and in the hands of the grim-faced old lady behind him. He spoke English pretty well. I interrupted him, politely, and said "No, I'm not interested. I don't believe in God." He kept his ear-to-ear smile as he processed that information. "Ohhhhhh...ohhhhhhh....Are you American?" "Yes." This obviously did not compute. He stood there saying, "Ohhhhh.....ohhhhhhhh....." for a bit longer. I imagined the thought bubble: "American? Doesn't believe in God? What?" I shook my head and waved my good hand, politely, and said very clearly, "No." (minus 'thank you'). He left still smiling but obviously thoroughly confused. :hehe:
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Re: Is Christian Evangelism a threat to our way of life?

Post by Ayaan » Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:17 am

FBM wrote:An evangelist and lackey just a minute ago walked into my hospital room - without knocking, I might add - and started his spiel. I recognized at a glance the tracts in his hands and in the hands of the grim-faced old lady behind him. He spoke English pretty well. I interrupted him, politely, and said "No, I'm not interested. I don't believe in God." He kept his ear-to-ear smile as he processed that information. "Ohhhhhh...ohhhhhhh....Are you American?" "Yes." This obviously did not compute. He stood there saying, "Ohhhhh.....ohhhhhhhh....." for a bit longer. I imagined the thought bubble: "American? Doesn't believe in God? What?" I shook my head and waved my good hand, politely, and said very clearly, "No." (minus 'thank you'). He left still smiling but obviously thoroughly confused. :hehe:
:lol: I bet that did confuse him.
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Re: Is Christian Evangelism a threat to our way of life?

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Ayaan wrote:
FBM wrote:An evangelist and lackey just a minute ago walked into my hospital room - without knocking, I might add - and started his spiel. I recognized at a glance the tracts in his hands and in the hands of the grim-faced old lady behind him. He spoke English pretty well. I interrupted him, politely, and said "No, I'm not interested. I don't believe in God." He kept his ear-to-ear smile as he processed that information. "Ohhhhhh...ohhhhhhh....Are you American?" "Yes." This obviously did not compute. He stood there saying, "Ohhhhh.....ohhhhhhhh....." for a bit longer. I imagined the thought bubble: "American? Doesn't believe in God? What?" I shook my head and waved my good hand, politely, and said very clearly, "No." (minus 'thank you'). He left still smiling but obviously thoroughly confused. :hehe:
:lol: I bet that did confuse him.
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Re: Is Christian Evangelism a threat to our way of life?

Post by Tero » Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:42 am

Just wait till them mentalists get their next president. I expect them to be withdrawing my Merrican citizenship then.

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Re: Is Christian Evangelism a threat to our way of life?

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:34 am

FBM wrote:
Ayaan wrote:
FBM wrote:An evangelist and lackey just a minute ago walked into my hospital room - without knocking, I might add - and started his spiel. I recognized at a glance the tracts in his hands and in the hands of the grim-faced old lady behind him. He spoke English pretty well. I interrupted him, politely, and said "No, I'm not interested. I don't believe in God." He kept his ear-to-ear smile as he processed that information. "Ohhhhhh...ohhhhhhh....Are you American?" "Yes." This obviously did not compute. He stood there saying, "Ohhhhh.....ohhhhhhhh....." for a bit longer. I imagined the thought bubble: "American? Doesn't believe in God? What?" I shook my head and waved my good hand, politely, and said very clearly, "No." (minus 'thank you'). He left still smiling but obviously thoroughly confused. :hehe:
:lol: I bet that did confuse him.
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Re: Is Christian Evangelism a threat to our way of life?

Post by FBM » Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:40 am

:hehe:
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Re: Is Christian Evangelism a threat to our way of life?

Post by JimC » Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:32 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
FBM wrote:
Ayaan wrote:
FBM wrote:An evangelist and lackey just a minute ago walked into my hospital room - without knocking, I might add - and started his spiel. I recognized at a glance the tracts in his hands and in the hands of the grim-faced old lady behind him. He spoke English pretty well. I interrupted him, politely, and said "No, I'm not interested. I don't believe in God." He kept his ear-to-ear smile as he processed that information. "Ohhhhhh...ohhhhhhh....Are you American?" "Yes." This obviously did not compute. He stood there saying, "Ohhhhh.....ohhhhhhhh....." for a bit longer. I imagined the thought bubble: "American? Doesn't believe in God? What?" I shook my head and waved my good hand, politely, and said very clearly, "No." (minus 'thank you'). He left still smiling but obviously thoroughly confused. :hehe:
:lol: I bet that did confuse him.
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Re: Is Christian Evangelism a threat to our way of life?

Post by MrJonno » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:37 am

Christianity is not going to be able to compete with football in the UK on a Sunday morning, not now not ever obviously its more than a match for American Football but thats not as good a sport.

And due to the love of Brits getting wasted every weekend down the pub you can forget islam as well. The only religion that has any chance in the UK is one that encourages lots of sex, football and booze
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Re: Is Christian Evangelism a threat to our way of life?

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MrJonno wrote:Christianity is not going to be able to compete with football in the UK on a Sunday morning, not now not ever obviously its more than a match for American Football but thats not as good a sport.

And due to the love of Brits getting wasted every weekend down the pub you can forget islam as well. The only religion that has any chance in the UK is one that encourages lots of sex, football and booze
I may be reading you wrong, but you seem to imply that football isn't a religion.
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Post by Cormac » Sat Jul 02, 2011 3:31 pm

Santa_Claus wrote:In the UK EVangelical Christianity is mostly nigger stuff - probably something to do with not being able to sit still for more than 5 minutes without dancing or going "whoop whoop". Also maybe something to do with not being very bright.

So, overall I think quite a good thing - as not exactly an advert.
? I'm not normally one for "appropriate" posts, but what the fuck did you mean by that? Are you a racist? That seems like overt racism to me.
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Re: Is Christian Evangelism a threat to our way of life?

Post by Svartalf » Sat Jul 02, 2011 3:45 pm

Yeah, Santa is like that, and he does it for everybody, not just those stupid coloured with their silly pagan rites and their disdain for Holy Reason.
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Post by Santa_Claus » Sat Jul 02, 2011 3:48 pm

Cormac wrote:
Santa_Claus wrote:In the UK EVangelical Christianity is mostly nigger stuff - probably something to do with not being able to sit still for more than 5 minutes without dancing or going "whoop whoop". Also maybe something to do with not being very bright.

So, overall I think quite a good thing - as not exactly an advert.
? I'm not normally one for "appropriate" posts, but what the fuck did you mean by that? Are you a racist? That seems like overt racism to me.
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Re: Is Christian Evangelism a threat to our way of life?

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Svartalf wrote:put enough born agains where it counts, and 1st amendment will go the way of the 18th.
Might. But then we just have to activate the 2nd Amendment...
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