Rapture' apocalypse prediction sparks atheist reaction

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Re: Rapture' apocalypse prediction sparks atheist reaction

Post by charlou » Fri May 20, 2011 5:57 pm

I'm not fucking going anywhere.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri May 20, 2011 5:57 pm

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/20/us/20 ... TE&ei=5043

“My mom has told me directly that I’m not going to get into heaven,” Grace Haddad, 16, said. “At first it was really upsetting, but it’s what she honestly believes.”
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Post by Tigger » Fri May 20, 2011 6:07 pm

charlou wrote:I'm not fucking going anywhere.
:tup:

Better watch out for these, then: :zombie:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri May 20, 2011 6:17 pm

charlou wrote:I'm not fucking going anywhere.
*pictures Charlou holding doggedly and determinedly onto computer while rest of body is being drawn skyward*
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Post by Atheist-Lite » Fri May 20, 2011 6:18 pm

The dead have begun rising here in earnest. Anyone else looked out their window in the past hour?
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri May 20, 2011 6:20 pm

Crumple wrote:The dead have begun rising here in earnest. Anyone else looked out their window in the past hour?
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Post by Tigger » Fri May 20, 2011 6:44 pm

"Firefox can't establish a connection to the server at www.familyradio.com.

They're all logging on to say goodbye. :rap:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri May 20, 2011 6:45 pm

Tigger wrote:"Firefox can't establish a connection to the server at http://www.familyradio.com.

They're all logging on to say goodbye. :rap:
Yeah but the employees are all saying they plan to show up on Monday! :funny: :hehe:
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Post by Feck » Fri May 20, 2011 6:53 pm

I love this .. seems it's the atheist thing to do to have a party and the christian thing to do to make money selling the end of the world . I find it hard to have any tolerance for anybody that wants this ... anybody know what's the JW take on this ? I'm wondering if they agree and might be having some big do. I'm pissed off enough to go round and mock as they leave their little 'church'
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Post by Tigger » Fri May 20, 2011 6:56 pm

Video, please. :tea:
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Post by Atheist-Lite » Fri May 20, 2011 7:02 pm

This is a animation. Anything could happen tommorow. :smoke:
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Post by Gallstones » Fri May 20, 2011 7:18 pm

Crumple wrote:The dead have begun rising here in earnest. Anyone else looked out their window in the past hour?
It's raining here, but I'm going out anyway. I need a rutabaga.
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Post by laklak » Fri May 20, 2011 7:23 pm

Crumple wrote:The dead have begun rising here in earnest. Anyone else looked out their window in the past hour?
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Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Re: Rapture' apocalypse prediction sparks atheist reaction

Post by klr » Fri May 20, 2011 8:14 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
charlou wrote:I'm not fucking going anywhere.
*pictures Charlou holding doggedly and determinedly onto computer while rest of body is being drawn skyward*
Hold on, how would Charlou - or any of us - get "selected" for rapturing in the first place? :ask:

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Post by Thinking Aloud » Fri May 20, 2011 8:17 pm

klr wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
charlou wrote:I'm not fucking going anywhere.
*pictures Charlou holding doggedly and determinedly onto computer while rest of body is being drawn skyward*
Hold on, how would Charlou - or any of us - get "selected" for rapturing in the first place? :ask:

Shome mishtake shurely. Record-keeping in Heaven mustn't be up to scratch.
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours, but I think that God's got a sick sense of humour, and when I die I expect to find him laughing.
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