Say you met god after the rapture....?
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Re: Say you met god after the rapture....?
YOU FUCKING TWAT!
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Actually - no! Not necessarily. After the rapture the rest of us here on Earth will go to war. One side will join Jesus and the other Satan to do battle. Those on Jesus' side will go to heaven. Just make sure you pick the correct side.Rob wrote:I would say something along the lines of: Well... Shit. I'm fucked, right?Rum wrote:We have probably had this thread or something like it before but what the hell..
Suppose the rapture happens and when all the good guys are transported up to heaven and god gets around to dealing with us sinners. What would you say to his hugeness by way of an excuse or a response to his huge wrathfulness?
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I'd wanna see what Satan has to offer first.. or if Heaven was our own personal idea heavenAnimavore wrote:Actually - no! Not necessarily. After the rapture the rest of us here on Earth will go to war. One side will join Jesus and the other Satan to do battle. Those on Jesus' side will go to heaven. Just make sure you pick the correct side.Rob wrote:I would say something along the lines of: Well... Shit. I'm fucked, right?Rum wrote:We have probably had this thread or something like it before but what the hell..
Suppose the rapture happens and when all the good guys are transported up to heaven and god gets around to dealing with us sinners. What would you say to his hugeness by way of an excuse or a response to his huge wrathfulness?
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Hello LuciferAnimavore wrote:Actually - no! Not necessarily. After the rapture the rest of us here on Earth will go to war. One side will join Jesus and the other Satan to do battle. Those on Jesus' side will go to heaven. Just make sure you pick the correct side.Rob wrote:I would say something along the lines of: Well... Shit. I'm fucked, right?Rum wrote:We have probably had this thread or something like it before but what the hell..
Suppose the rapture happens and when all the good guys are transported up to heaven and god gets around to dealing with us sinners. What would you say to his hugeness by way of an excuse or a response to his huge wrathfulness?
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An eternity of this?
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Fuck that. I'd make a third side, the "I don't want any part of your stupid mythos side". Then I'd see who and what was left over after their Final Battle™ and re-evaluate. Probably collect any survivors and drop them off in Utah.Animavore wrote:Actually - no! Not necessarily. After the rapture the rest of us here on Earth will go to war. One side will join Jesus and the other Satan to do battle. Those on Jesus' side will go to heaven. Just make sure you pick the correct side.Rob wrote:I would say something along the lines of: Well... Shit. I'm fucked, right?Rum wrote:We have probably had this thread or something like it before but what the hell..
Suppose the rapture happens and when all the good guys are transported up to heaven and god gets around to dealing with us sinners. What would you say to his hugeness by way of an excuse or a response to his huge wrathfulness?
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I'm NOT going to heaven .It sounds worse than Rat Skep .
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I still wouldnt believe god exists, I don't use the argument with theists now about what would convince you god doesnt exist as I released there is nothing that could happen that would persuade me he did exist.
No matter how fantastical an event was there is still likely to be a more likely answer than a poorly defined all knowing, all powerful entity that for some reason seems to closely resemble humanity ego. Advanced aliens did it, we are all part of a computer The Matrix type environment is still more probable
No matter how fantastical an event was there is still likely to be a more likely answer than a poorly defined all knowing, all powerful entity that for some reason seems to closely resemble humanity ego. Advanced aliens did it, we are all part of a computer The Matrix type environment is still more probable
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I would blame all you cunts for leading me astray.
Then I would tell him about my big shit after my heart surgery and make him giggle.
We would walk arm and arm through the pearly gates while you lot look on, stunned.
How could a God ever leave devogue out of heaven?
Then I would tell him about my big shit after my heart surgery and make him giggle.
We would walk arm and arm through the pearly gates while you lot look on, stunned.
How could a God ever leave devogue out of heaven?
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I'd ask him if he was happy with his PR people in Westboro....
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Good point; it just wouldn't be heaven without you.devogue wrote:I would blame all you cunts for leading me astray.
Then I would tell him about my big shit after my heart surgery and make him giggle.
We would walk arm and arm through the pearly gates while you lot look on, stunned.
How could a God ever leave devogue out of heaven?
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note to self ..must be more evil just in caseGeoff wrote:Good point; it just wouldn't be heaven without you.devogue wrote:I would blame all you cunts for leading me astray.
Then I would tell him about my big shit after my heart surgery and make him giggle.
We would walk arm and arm through the pearly gates while you lot look on, stunned.
How could a God ever leave devogue out of heaven?
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