Creationist cartoons: about as funny as a prolapsed rectum

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Re: Creationist cartoons: about as funny as a prolapsed rect

Post by drl2 » Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:08 pm

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"Geographical evidence" ??
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Re: Creationist cartoons: about as funny as a prolapsed rect

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:20 pm

drl2 wrote:
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"Geographical evidence" ??
Neither one is a rocket scientist, but one at least has a clue. "Geographical is close enough to "geological" for a cartoonist.
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:31 pm

Just remember that to a certain mindset these are very funny. And inspirational.

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Thinking Aloud wrote:Just remember that to a certain mindset these are very funny. And inspirational.
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Sat Apr 16, 2011 6:01 pm

Dogma in all its forms...

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Post by Robert_S » Sat Apr 16, 2011 6:08 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:Just remember that to a certain mindset these are very funny. And inspirational.
Or do they pretend that they are funny because they're afraid that God will curse them with a prolapse if they don't at least chuckle.
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Re: Creationist cartoons: about as funny as a prolapsed rect

Post by hadespussercats » Sat Apr 16, 2011 7:17 pm

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hadespussercats wrote:You're not really being fair here. Prolapsed rectums are actually pretty funny.
I wish you never to test the truth of that assertions.
or did you mean... to onlookers?
It's funny when other people's assholes fall out. But also really gross.

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Post by hadespussercats » Sat Apr 16, 2011 7:20 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:Just remember that to a certain mindset these are very funny. And inspirational.
B.C. was occasionally jesus-y. But it was at least quaint. And so far as I can remember, at least there were no dinosaurs wandering around with the cavemen.

These just suck.

They suck prolapsed rectum.
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Thinking Aloud wrote:Just remember that to a certain mindset these are very funny. And inspirational.
B.C. was occasionally jesus-y. But it was at least quaint. And so far as I can remember, at least there were no dinosaurs wandering around with the cavemen.

These just suck.

They suck prolapsed rectum.
He had an archeopteryx running around, IIRC. Or something like that. Extinct bird with hairy feathers.
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Post by hadespussercats » Sat Apr 16, 2011 10:52 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
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Thinking Aloud wrote:Just remember that to a certain mindset these are very funny. And inspirational.
B.C. was occasionally jesus-y. But it was at least quaint. And so far as I can remember, at least there were no dinosaurs wandering around with the cavemen.

These just suck.

They suck prolapsed rectum.
He had an archeopteryx running around, IIRC. Or something like that. Extinct bird with hairy feathers.
Ah well. Creationists are stupid.
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Re: Creationist cartoons: about as funny as a prolapsed rect

Post by Pappa » Sat Apr 16, 2011 10:55 pm

A question for creationists:

If humans and dinosaurs coexisted, why are there humans?
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Re: Creationist cartoons: about as funny as a prolapsed rect

Post by hadespussercats » Sat Apr 16, 2011 11:05 pm

Pappa wrote:A question for creationists:

If humans and dinosaurs coexisted, why are there humans?
:think: Durrr...

'Cuz God likes us better than he likes giant lizards?
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hadespussercats wrote:
Pappa wrote:A question for creationists:

If humans and dinosaurs coexisted, why are there humans?
:think: Durrr...

'Cuz God likes us better than he likes giant lizards?
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Re: Creationist cartoons: about as funny as a prolapsed rect

Post by hadespussercats » Sat Apr 16, 2011 11:10 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
hadespussercats wrote:
Pappa wrote:A question for creationists:

If humans and dinosaurs coexisted, why are there humans?
:think: Durrr...

'Cuz God likes us better than he likes giant lizards?
:Erasb:
Pah. Who cares what God thinks?

I like giant lizards. And I actually exist.

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