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Re: W00t I'm on a church prayer list

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:49 am

They're missing a bet. I saw a show where they'll pray for you at $49/prayer. You have to buy them in lots of ten, of course, to get that special low price.
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Re: W00t I'm on a church prayer list

Post by stripes4 » Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:56 am

Gawdzilla wrote:They're missing a bet. I saw a show where they'll pray for you at $49/prayer. You have to buy them in lots of ten, of course, to get that special low price.
Not a lot has changed since the medieval selling of favours and pardons then. Bastards
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Re: W00t I'm on a church prayer list

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:58 am

stripes4 wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:They're missing a bet. I saw a show where they'll pray for you at $49/prayer. You have to buy them in lots of ten, of course, to get that special low price.
Not a lot has changed since the medieval selling of favours and pardons then. Bastards
Not a lot? Nothing has changed. You still have parasites feeding off the delusional.
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Re: W00t I'm on a church prayer list

Post by stripes4 » Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:10 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
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Gawdzilla wrote:They're missing a bet. I saw a show where they'll pray for you at $49/prayer. You have to buy them in lots of ten, of course, to get that special low price.
Not a lot has changed since the medieval selling of favours and pardons then. Bastards
Not a lot? Nothing has changed. You still have parasites feeding off the delusional.
Yes. If we didn't have stupid people though, we wouldn't look so clever!! :teef: :teef: :teef: :teef: :teef:
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Re: W00t I'm on a church prayer list

Post by cowiz » Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:49 pm

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Re: W00t I'm on a church prayer list

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:50 pm

stripes4 wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
stripes4 wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:They're missing a bet. I saw a show where they'll pray for you at $49/prayer. You have to buy them in lots of ten, of course, to get that special low price.
Not a lot has changed since the medieval selling of favours and pardons then. Bastards
Not a lot? Nothing has changed. You still have parasites feeding off the delusional.
Yes. If we didn't have stupid people though, we wouldn't look so clever!! :teef: :teef: :teef: :teef: :teef:
Ah, the "If we had no stupid, we wouldn't know intelligent" meme.
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Re: W00t I'm on a church prayer list

Post by Faithfree » Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:31 pm

pawiz wrote:I woke up with a little cramp in my left toe. I think it might me working!
You've probably gone to hell and didn't notice.
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Animavore wrote:
Millefleur wrote:Just think, you're wasting a whole ten minutes or so of a bunch of retard's lives :yes:
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Shouldn't it be "[...] bunch of retards' lives."?
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Re: W00t I'm on a church prayer list

Post by stripes4 » Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:45 pm

JOZeldenrust wrote:
Animavore wrote:
Millefleur wrote:Just think, you're wasting a whole ten minutes or so of a bunch of retard's lives :yes:
:pot:
Shouldn't it be "[...] bunch of retards' lives."?
Yes, because 'retards' denotes a plural.
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Re: W00t I'm on a church prayer list

Post by Feck » Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:51 pm

stripes4 wrote:
JOZeldenrust wrote:
Animavore wrote:
Millefleur wrote:Just think, you're wasting a whole ten minutes or so of a bunch of retard's lives :yes:
:pot:
Shouldn't it be "[...] bunch of retards' lives."?
Yes, because 'retards' denotes a plural.

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Re: W00t I'm on a church prayer list

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:56 pm

pawiz wrote:I woke up with a little cramp in my left toe. I think it might me working!
Only one toe on the left? Hmmm.... Isn't that the mark of Teh Debil!11! :demon: :demon: :demon:
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Re: W00t I'm on a church prayer list

Post by JOZeldenrust » Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:56 pm

stripes4 wrote:
JOZeldenrust wrote:
Animavore wrote:
Millefleur wrote:Just think, you're wasting a whole ten minutes or so of a bunch of retard's lives :yes:
:pot:
Shouldn't it be "[...] bunch of retards' lives."?
Yes, because 'retards' denotes a plural.
That's what I thought, but English being my second language, I thought I'd ask.
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Re: W00t I'm on a church prayer list

Post by cowiz » Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:26 pm

I think we are in danger of losing Feck to the theists. Once they prove that their bible prophecies are unambiguously fulfilled, he's gonna convert I tell ya.
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Re: W00t I'm on a church prayer list

Post by Rob » Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:30 pm

How do you know you're on a prayer list?
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Re: W00t I'm on a church prayer list

Post by cowiz » Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:37 pm

Rob wrote:How do you know you're on a prayer list?
Jeff told me.

He could be lying though. He's been lying for the zombie Jebus a lot.
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