From Lord of the Rings...Deep Sea Isopod wrote:A whatwhat?JimC wrote:An Entwife!Deep Sea Isopod wrote:JimC wrote:Actually, we're only good fronds...Deep Sea Isopod wrote:You have sex with a tree?
I have a personal relationship with...
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Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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We Ents do not borrow. We Ents do not lend
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Yeah, I just googled it.JimC wrote:
From Lord of the Rings...
I've only watched about 20 minutes of the first film and thought it was shit.
I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous 
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It gets better. Watch the next 20 minutes.Deep Sea Isopod wrote:Yeah, I just googled it.JimC wrote:
From Lord of the Rings...
I've only watched about 20 minutes of the first film and thought it was shit.
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And what about the rest of it?stripes4 wrote:It gets better. Watch the next 20 minutes.Deep Sea Isopod wrote:Yeah, I just googled it.JimC wrote:
From Lord of the Rings...
I've only watched about 20 minutes of the first film and thought it was shit.
I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous
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I love my router:
Just LOOK at it!
Just LOOK at it!
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I have had a very personal relationship with Jesus. He made kick-ass fish tacos, the best in San Diego. IF you ever get there, I recommend him highly. 
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I have had a very personal relationship with Jesus. He made kick-ass fish tacos, the best in San Diego. IF you ever get there, I recommend him highly.
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Mostly it fucks with you and leaves you bitter and disappointed.
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DON'T FUCK WITH THE JESUS!piscator wrote:I have had a very personal relationship with Jesus. He made kick-ass fish tacos, the best in San Diego. IF you ever get there, I recommend him highly.
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I have a personal relationship with your mother.
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I have a personnel relationship with the HR department. 
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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That's going to figure into your performance evaluation.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I have a personnel relationship with the HR department.
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Bella Fortuna wrote:That's going to figure into your performance evaluation.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I have a personnel relationship with the HR department.
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Somebody call security...pawiz wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:That's going to figure into your performance evaluation.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I have a personnel relationship with the HR department.
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