A Utilitarian Pervert's Argument Against Religion

[Thinking Aloud]

I kind of want to join an atheist sex cult now...

Are you arguing from a moral standpoint, then?
EDIT: I say kind of, I mean REALLY.

I'm half serious. I'm not ready at this time to start one, but I think the common feature of being atheists is a great starting point for creating a clique of people who just want to rationally explore pleasures of the flesh. The traditional marriage is closely bound to religion as just another discardable value. Not everybody is going to click with me or my girlfriend. And not everything is expected to last. But would I seriously start such an organization if I had more of a plan then I do right now? Yes I would.

But first, I would figure out a way to bring in the right kind of people and protect their privacy and manage through each of our growths. I think it's probably inevitable that there will be need for lots of talking and lots of ebbing and flowing as people investigate what they are willing to do in person versus what they can imagine doing. I think that border is a fascinating one to think about.

The thoughts above aren't unique.

Of course, fantasy and reality are two different things - though the two can meet if the circumstances are right. There are also half-way houses between fantasy and reality - for instance, being open enough to want to let others look but not touch (and to look but not touch yourself) can bring a whole new element to a close relationship, while exploring one level of openness with a select few.

I've explored this in a couple of different ways, both direct and indirect. It's been interesting! (And to keep vaguely on topic, it wouldn't have happened if I'd still been religious!)

[Feral_Punctuation]

I kind of want to join an atheist sex cult now...

Didn't you realise you were doing that when you signed up here?

Now all we have to do is make it official.

PREPARE THE EQUIPMENT!

[Santa_Claus]

Around the time I realised I was an atheist, it also occurred to me that no-one was watching my every move, or judging my every thought. This was an amazing moment, as it meant I could watch porn without any guilt. Or make it. : shifty :

To acheive that, even as an atheist, you still have to close the curtains................

[Thinking Aloud]

Around the time I realised I was an atheist, it also occurred to me that no-one was watching my every move, or judging my every thought. This was an amazing moment, as it meant I could watch porn without any guilt. Or make it. : shifty :

To acheive that, even as an atheist, you still have to close the curtains................

I'm an enlightened atheist.

[Bella Fortuna]

Around the time I realised I was an atheist, it also occurred to me that no-one was watching my every move, or judging my every thought. This was an amazing moment, as it meant I could watch porn without any guilt. Or make it. : shifty :

To acheive that, even as an atheist, you still have to close the curtains................

I'm an enlightened atheist.

You have done the lighting just right...

[lordpasternack]

Around the time I realised I was an atheist, it also occurred to me that no-one was watching my every move, or judging my every thought. This was an amazing moment, as it meant I could watch porn without any guilt. Or make it. : shifty :

And to think of all the time Richard Dawkins and others have spent nobly trying to explain the pleasures of the non-theistic life - when all they have to say is that. You can watch porn without guilt. That's all we need to tell people to sell atheism to them: PORN WITHOUT GUILT.

Free yourself from the shackles of religion and get free complementary guiltless porn while stocks last!

[kiki5711]

Around the time I realised I was an atheist, it also occurred to me that no-one was watching my every move, or judging my every thought. This was an amazing moment, as it meant I could watch porn without any guilt. Or make it. : shifty :

And to think of all the time Richard Dawkins and others have spent nobly trying to explain the pleasures of the non-theistic life - when all they have to say is that. You can watch porn without guilt. That's all we need to tell people to sell atheism to them: PORN WITHOUT GUILT.

Free yourself from the shackles of religion and get free complementary guiltless porn while stocks last!

it might not be as enticing if it's allowed..........

[Eriku]

Congratulations, you've outlined a field of inquiry that's more deserving of our time than theology...

[Bella Fortuna]

Around the time I realised I was an atheist, it also occurred to me that no-one was watching my every move, or judging my every thought. This was an amazing moment, as it meant I could watch porn without any guilt. Or make it. : shifty :

And to think of all the time Richard Dawkins and others have spent nobly trying to explain the pleasures of the non-theistic life - when all they have to say is that. You can watch porn without guilt. That's all we need to tell people to sell atheism to them: PORN WITHOUT GUILT.

Free yourself from the shackles of religion and get free complementary guiltless porn while stocks last!

Hey, it's a practical application of one's [lack of] belief system - and it has far more to show for it in the end than religion does!


*splurge*

[Trolldor]

Congratulations, you've outlined a field of inquiry that's more deserving of our time than theology...

[lordpasternack]

Around the time I realised I was an atheist, it also occurred to me that no-one was watching my every move, or judging my every thought. This was an amazing moment, as it meant I could watch porn without any guilt. Or make it. : shifty :

And to think of all the time Richard Dawkins and others have spent nobly trying to explain the pleasures of the non-theistic life - when all they have to say is that. You can watch porn without guilt. That's all we need to tell people to sell atheism to them: PORN WITHOUT GUILT.

Free yourself from the shackles of religion and get free complementary guiltless porn while stocks last!

Hey, it's a practical application of one's [lack of] belief system - and it has far more to show for it in the end than religion does!


*splurge*

Sing it, sister!

[Tigger]

Around the time I realised I was an atheist, it also occurred to me that no-one was watching my every move, or judging my every thought. This was an amazing moment, as it meant I could watch porn without any guilt. Or make it. : shifty :

And to think of all the time Richard Dawkins and others have spent nobly trying to explain the pleasures of the non-theistic life - when all they have to say is that. You can watch porn without guilt. That's all we need to tell people to sell atheism to them: PORN WITHOUT GUILT.

Free yourself from the shackles of religion and get free complementary guiltless porn while stocks last!

Hey, it's a practical application of one's [lack of] belief system - and it has far more to show for it in the end than religion does!


*splurge*

As LP says, "while stocks last". And when they break the stocks, you can make some more.

[Bella Fortuna]

I count myself among the anointed...

[camoguard]

Around the time I realised I was an atheist, it also occurred to me that no-one was watching my every move, or judging my every thought. This was an amazing moment, as it meant I could watch porn without any guilt. Or make it. : shifty :

And to think of all the time Richard Dawkins and others have spent nobly trying to explain the pleasures of the non-theistic life - when all they have to say is that. You can watch porn without guilt. That's all we need to tell people to sell atheism to them: PORN WITHOUT GUILT.

Free yourself from the shackles of religion and get free complementary guiltless porn while stocks last!

it might not be as enticing if it's allowed..........

The beauty of this is greater society will still frown on this throughout our generation. We can externalize the condemnation and privatize the sensational opportunities. We make backwards believing fuckers work for us!

[Bella Fortuna]

Is 'privatising' a euphemism for sex?