God, Limbaugh, Health Care and Volcanoes?

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Re: God, Limbaugh, Health Care and Volcanoes?

Post by rab » Tue Apr 20, 2010 1:13 am

So god erupted a volcano in ICELAND because he's upset about healthcare reform in the U.S.A. ? God really sucks at geography.
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Re: God, Limbaugh, Health Care and Volcanoes?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Apr 20, 2010 1:15 am

rab wrote:So god erupted a volcano in ICELAND because he's upset about healthcare reform in the U.S.A. ? God really sucks at geography.
God hates Socialism.

And fags.
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Re: God, Limbaugh, Health Care and Volcanoes?

Post by Chinaski » Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:26 am

Gawdzilla wrote:
rab wrote:So god erupted a volcano in ICELAND because he's upset about healthcare reform in the U.S.A. ? God really sucks at geography.
God hates Socialism.

And fags.
And female feminist politicians!
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Re: God, Limbaugh, Health Care and Volcanoes?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:27 am

Chinaski wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
rab wrote:So god erupted a volcano in ICELAND because he's upset about healthcare reform in the U.S.A. ? God really sucks at geography.
God hates Socialism.

And fags.
And female feminist politicians!
And male feminist politicians!
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Re: God, Limbaugh, Health Care and Volcanoes?

Post by Trolldor » Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:36 pm

God hates everybody.
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:38 pm

born-again-atheist wrote:God hates everybody.
That's it! BAA is god. :hehe:
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Re: God, Limbaugh, Health Care and Volcanoes?

Post by Ian » Tue Apr 20, 2010 1:44 pm

Maybe God's trying to send us a message: the tenets of Scientology are true!
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Re: God, Limbaugh, Health Care and Volcanoes?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:59 pm

rab wrote:So god erupted a volcano in ICELAND because he's upset about healthcare reform in the U.S.A. ? God really sucks at geography.
That's rubbish. He did it because of the Danish cartoons - Mandy says so. Or was it the MPs expenses row? Or Dory's operation? Or Jessica Jenkins (aged 6) only getting 4/10 in her spelling test? or... :roll:
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Re: God, Limbaugh, Health Care and Volcanoes?

Post by Trolldor » Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:00 pm

It was obviously because the birds were unbelievers.
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."

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