It's just a bullshit story to scare the kids into behaving, anyway. Sad thing is, some people are mentally pre-adolescent their whole lives.
Edit: Now, back to Call of Duty...
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I like the OP. I think I'll use it if I ever bother debating obsolete mythologies again. If Satan's ultimate enemy is God, then how better to piss him off than reward the souls who wind up in Hades? No reason for Satan to give God's system support, is there? I don't imagine Satan would give a rat's ass one way or another about what happens to Joe Blow's soul, much less spend eternity tormenting it.
It's just a bullshit story to scare the kids into behaving, anyway. Sad thing is, some people are mentally pre-adolescent their whole lives.
Edit: Now, back to Call of Duty...
It's just a bullshit story to scare the kids into behaving, anyway. Sad thing is, some people are mentally pre-adolescent their whole lives.
Edit: Now, back to Call of Duty...
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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If a talking snake told me to eat the apple I'd be like "WTF! OK..."AshtonBlack wrote:How were adam and eve supposed to know that disobeying god was wrong BEFORE they chomped on an apple of knowledge?
Why isn't it wrong to eat an apple now?
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Ha Ha you are going to love this Our dear lord Morning Star was cast out For Refusing to bow down and Praise MAN !.tattuchu wrote:God tried to molest him, I expect, and he told God to fuck right off. Yeah, that was the start of it, the start of a long traditionPappa wrote:You have a very good point Tat. I'll mention that next time I argue about satan.tattuchu wrote:Why does Satan/Lucifer punish people God sends down to Hell? Is this just Christian propaganda or what? Because didn't Lucifer tell God to fuck right off originally? So why would he do God's bidding? Seems to me he'd be rewarding anyone who made it down into his domain by pissing God off. They'd be his best buds, right?
Btw... why was he cast out?
Seriously, why was he cast out? How does the story go? I imagine he was willful and disobedient or summat
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You find me a work of fiction that doesn't have plot holes and I'll give you a million bucks.
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Give me the million bucks and I'll start looking.RuleBritannia wrote:You find me a work of fiction that doesn't have plot holes and I'll give you a million bucks.
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God rested on the 7th day, so no one is allowed to work on the 7th day.
Why do Priests work on the 7th day?
Why do Priests work on the 7th day?
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Because they can't spend ALL their time fiddling with children .Deep Sea Isopod wrote:God rested on the 7th day, so no one is allowed to work on the 7th day.
Why do Priests work on the 7th day?
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Gawdzilla wrote: Satan likes to try and make people more miserable than he is. So his tormenting of people who were snippy to their parents or turned on a light on Sunday or looked at Ele's latest boob picture is just his way of compensating.
I only posted 2!! 
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You have more than two boobs???????????Elessarina wrote:Gawdzilla wrote: Satan likes to try and make people more miserable than he is. So his tormenting of people who were snippy to their parents or turned on a light on Sunday or looked at Ele's latest boob picture is just his way of compensating.
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P2: Nobody is perfect.
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