Oldskeptic wrote:I guess that you people don't realize that you represent all of atheism, and the whole world is watching.
That's it, humanity's screwed.And Derby sage is meh.
So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?
That's it, humanity's screwed.And Derby sage is meh.
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?
Just pay the protection money and you'll be fine.klr wrote:I can always go the other way, even if that does mean a stopover in Hell on Earth Portarlington.Don't Panic wrote:Note to other self: Blow up train station.klr wrote:Note to self: Don't leave the train station.Don't Panic wrote: ...
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?
We've turned the stridency up to 11 again.
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?
Er, we haven't really started yet. But there's a church 1/2 a mile from me that might make a suitable first conquest.Clinton Huxley wrote:Sorry, I nodded off. Did we win?
... on a 1,000 point scale.Clinton Huxley wrote:We've turned the stridency up to 11 again.
... also known as "extortionate Iarnród Éireann fares". 62 Euros for a return fare between Galway and Cork. Forget millennia of religious crimes - this really makes me angry.Don't Panic wrote: ...
Just pay the protection money and you'll be fine.
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?
I'm not sure I'm up for this jihad. I'm quite busy and my ankles are a bit sore and then I've got a chap coming round to look at the drains and etc.
Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?
it's ok Huxley you can guard the camp followers and the brandy and port for the officers mess .Clinton Huxley wrote:I'm not sure I'm up for this jihad. I'm quite busy and my ankles are a bit sore and then I've got a chap coming round to look at the drains and etc.
Give me the wine , I don't need the bread
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?
It's a bit late in the evening for that, isn't it? Don't the nobility have any standards left?Clinton Huxley wrote:I'm not sure I'm up for this jihad. I'm quite busy and my ankles are a bit sore and then I've got a chap coming round to look at the drains and etc.
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
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It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?
Got it covered.Feck wrote:it's ok Huxley you can guard the camp followers and the brandy and port for the officers mess .Clinton Huxley wrote:I'm not sure I'm up for this jihad. I'm quite busy and my ankles are a bit sore and then I've got a chap coming round to look at the drains and etc.
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?
Doesn't do to let these things fester, my dear chap, especially with pipework as old as mine.klr wrote:It's a bit late in the evening for that, isn't it? Don't the nobility have any standards left?Clinton Huxley wrote:I'm not sure I'm up for this jihad. I'm quite busy and my ankles are a bit sore and then I've got a chap coming round to look at the drains and etc.
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?
Stein wrote:Are you here to discredit atheists by being a malicious agent provocateur and effectively putting an online atheist community under an ethical cloud?Pappa wrote:I think.... if we all killed 7 religious people each, we'd be cool. Maybe 6 each if we left the Buddhists. What do you think?
Get lost, creep.
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And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?
Who put the pipes in for you, Brunel?Clinton Huxley wrote:Doesn't do to let these things fester, my dear chap, especially with pipework as old as mine.klr wrote:It's a bit late in the evening for that, isn't it? Don't the nobility have any standards left?Clinton Huxley wrote:I'm not sure I'm up for this jihad. I'm quite busy and my ankles are a bit sore and then I've got a chap coming round to look at the drains and etc.
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It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?
What's an "ethical cloud"? One that refuses to rain on orphans? It's getting very complicated.
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?
I'm going for a walk, to clear my head, and scope out a few more ... targets. 
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?
My opening salvo in this campaign shall be to frown at a vicar.
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?
Look you guys I think I have stalled their opprobrium at 'freethought and rationalism' by pretending that it was a 'sick' joke on Pappa's behalf, but that will only hold them for so long. Their ethics and reason will soon give away our master plan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqcNraF3vP8
We might have to take out some of our atheists brothers and sisters, (you can't make an omelette without kicking ass, as my grandmother used to say while garrotting the local pastor.) Think of it as the end justifies the means, as well as target practice.
Hail motherfucking science.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqcNraF3vP8
We might have to take out some of our atheists brothers and sisters, (you can't make an omelette without kicking ass, as my grandmother used to say while garrotting the local pastor.) Think of it as the end justifies the means, as well as target practice.
Hail motherfucking science.
We should be MOST skeptical of ideas we like because we are sufficiently skeptical of ideas that we don't like. Penn Jillette.
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