Marrying a Corpse?

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Post by Santa_Claus » Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:29 pm

How can something that feels so right, be so illegal?

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Post by Feck » Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:34 pm

So do you like them fresh and chilled , warm and soft or do you like the extra sensation of the maggots around your dick ? Have you noticed when they swell up they look pregnant so you can buy her maternity clothes ?
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Post by Santa_Claus » Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:35 pm

errrr. I hadn't put quite as much thought into it as you have.

what would you recomend?
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Post by Feck » Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:39 pm

Santa_Claus wrote:errrr. I hadn't put quite as much thought into as you have.

what would you recomend?
Twins that way you can keep one one Ice while you experiment with the various stages of decay and it also gives you a tableau for family dinners and special occasions .
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Post by Santa_Claus » Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:41 pm

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Post by laklak » Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:43 pm

I've found that when you marry them they're alive, but within a couple of months you might as well be shagging a corpse.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Post by Feck » Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:44 pm

Oh and stay away from floral perfume for your ladies ,It doesn't mix with their natural (and rapidly developing aroma ) stick to heavy musky perfume or a spicy one .
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:29 pm

Marrying a Corpse?
Brides of Christ?
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Post by Feck » Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:31 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Marrying a Corpse?
Brides of Christ?
Virgin Brides of an impotent God .
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:36 pm

Feck wrote:
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Marrying a Corpse?
Brides of Christ?
Virgin Brides of an impotent God .
That would be a great band name. :tup:
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Bella Fortuna wrote:
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Bella Fortuna wrote:
Marrying a Corpse?
Brides of Christ?
Virgin Brides of an impotent God .
That would be a great band name. :tup:
It's a line from ' lair of the white worm'
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Re: Marrying a Corpse?

Post by laklak » Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:32 pm

huh huh huh huh
He said, "white worm"
huh huh huh huh huh
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Post by .Morticia. » Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:54 pm

Santa_Claus wrote:How can something that feels so right, be so illegal?

I blame the Jews :td:

Is it illegal?
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Post by JimC » Wed Apr 06, 2011 10:12 pm

Have the honeymoon on a bus...
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