Worth the wait....

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Worth the wait....

Post by egbert » Sat Mar 12, 2011 6:16 pm

This is it, it's the BIG ONE! Earthquakes, tsunamis, nuke stations blowing up - I tell ya, it's here - hallelujah, we're gonna git raptured any minute now...
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Re: Worth the wait....

Post by Thinking Aloud » Sat Mar 12, 2011 6:51 pm

Raptured down a subduction zone. What a way to go. It'll be warm down there too, and quite ... burny! :ab:
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Re: Worth the wait....

Post by cowiz » Sat Mar 12, 2011 7:53 pm

Build up to May 21st I tell ya!
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Mar 12, 2011 9:31 pm

I can't wait for the Rapture. I'm going to loot the only empty house in this state when it happens.
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Re: Worth the wait....

Post by Svartalf » Sat Mar 12, 2011 10:05 pm

That's assuming there are that many rapture worthy people in your state... like belonging to a bible thumping bunch of morons was the key...
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Post by Azathoth » Sat Mar 12, 2011 10:07 pm

You have to be a dead jew to get raptured. There is only space for 144000 from the 12 tribes of Israel
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.

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