"The Book of Eli". With Spoilers.

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"The Book of Eli". With Spoilers.

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:57 pm

First, what the fuck? What ever happened to the world, who cares. Only ONE babble survives? Really? You can lay babbles down in a line and walk from NYC to LA without ever touching the ground. THEN you have some dude shot in the fucking stomach who happily marches around like it's a minor owwie? If you ever run out of nightmares, shoot someone in the stomach and listen to them for a few days. Make sure it's where you can't leave and can't finish the poor fuck off. AND he has the whole bloody thing MEMORIZED? :brood:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:57 pm

Yeah, and the chick, always looking like she's two seconds out of the beauty parlor, can get BATTERIES for her Ipod?
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Post by Hermit » Fri Dec 24, 2010 1:33 pm

Thanks for telling us what you're talking about. I had to google just to find out that it is about some film.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Dec 24, 2010 1:35 pm

Seraph wrote:Thanks for telling us what you're talking about. I had to google just to find out that it is about some film.
That's why I put it in the Atheism & Religion forum, nimrod! :fp:
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Post by Trolldor » Fri Dec 24, 2010 1:37 pm

Isn't he blind or some such bullshit?
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."

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Post by Hermit » Fri Dec 24, 2010 1:39 pm

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Seraph wrote:Thanks for telling us what you're talking about. I had to google just to find out that it is about some film.
That's why I put it in the Atheism & Religion forum, nimrod! :fp:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Dec 24, 2010 1:41 pm

Trolldor wrote:Isn't he blind or some such bullshit?
Didn't bother noticing. The babble is in braille. This pisses Gary Oldman off for some reason.

The really annoying part is they were babble-free until he shows up at the "Cultural Survival Center" (not the name in the movie, of course) on Alcatraz Island.
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Post by Trolldor » Fri Dec 24, 2010 1:44 pm

So... why the fuck is everyone going batshit over a bible, and why on Earth would you bother fighting your ass off for it?

Denzel Washington is a fool.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Dec 24, 2010 1:45 pm

Trolldor wrote:So... why the fuck is everyone going batshit over a bible, and why on Earth would you bother fighting your ass off for it?

Denzel Washington is a fool.
It's a feel-good movie. That's why he kills so many people.
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Post by Trolldor » Fri Dec 24, 2010 1:46 pm

Every black guy should be played by Morgan Freeman, and he should use his hypnotic voice to talk the villains in to contributing to society.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Dec 24, 2010 1:50 pm

Trolldor wrote:Every black guy should be played by Morgan Freeman, and he should use his hypnotic voice to talk the villains in to contributing to society.
True, that's why he's "Wanted" by so many producers.
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Post by Ayaan » Fri Dec 24, 2010 2:13 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:First, what the fuck? What ever happened to the world, who cares. Only ONE babble survives? Really? You can lay babbles down in a line and walk from NYC to LA without ever touching the ground. THEN you have some dude shot in the fucking stomach who happily marches around like it's a minor owwie? If you ever run out of nightmares, shoot someone in the stomach and listen to them for a few days. Make sure it's where you can't leave and can't finish the poor fuck off. AND he has the whole bloody thing MEMORIZED? :brood:
It was pretty damn stupid. No wonder it flopped.
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Re: "The Book of Eli". With Spoilers.

Post by hackenslash » Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:46 pm

I quite enjoyed it, but that might just be because I'd been warned about the propaganda content.
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