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Re: Transubstantiation, vegetarianism, cannibalism and zombi

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun Nov 21, 2010 8:30 pm

beige wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:And anyone saying that today would be hospitalised and put on behavioural meds....
Or on TV.
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Re: Transubstantiation, vegetarianism, cannibalism and zombi

Post by beige » Sun Nov 21, 2010 8:37 pm

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beige wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:And anyone saying that today would be hospitalised and put on behavioural meds....
Or on TV.
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Re: Transubstantiation, vegetarianism, cannibalism and zombi

Post by klr » Sun Nov 21, 2010 9:16 pm

Pappa wrote:
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rachelbean wrote:I'm not sure that eating of flesh is against vegetarianism if there is consent, so eating Jesus is probably not a big deal in that sense, but yes cannibalism and I'm sure there is some bylaw somewhere specifying it's only okay to eat Jesus™ brand people :tea:
But did Jesus explicitly give his consent?
He said, "Take this, all of you, and eat it. This is my body, which has been given up for you. Do this in memory of me."
Oh... bugger.

Can I do the same? If I give my friends crisps and tell them the crisps turn into my flesh in their mouth (by magic). I could use salt and vinegar flavour Discos.
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Re: Transubstantiation, vegetarianism, cannibalism and zombi

Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Tue Nov 23, 2010 5:07 pm

Pappa wrote:I've been wondering about this. If transubstantiation is a fact and not merely symbolic, does that mean the Church sanctions ritual cannibalism?

Also, are Christian vegetarians hypocritical for eating Jesus' flesh, or do they make exceptions for human flesh (thus cannibalism) or do they make exceptions for the flesh of deities in human form (thus deiphagy)?

I'm wondering if there's not some ancient paganistic ritual behind it?
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Re: Transubstantiation, vegetarianism, cannibalism and zombi

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Nov 23, 2010 5:21 pm

Deep Sea Isopod wrote:
Pappa wrote:I've been wondering about this. If transubstantiation is a fact and not merely symbolic, does that mean the Church sanctions ritual cannibalism?

Also, are Christian vegetarians hypocritical for eating Jesus' flesh, or do they make exceptions for human flesh (thus cannibalism) or do they make exceptions for the flesh of deities in human form (thus deiphagy)?

I'm wondering if there's not some ancient paganistic ritual behind it?
Yep. For example, Dionysus, Greek god of wine, was said to die each year and be reborn - symbolised by grape vines dying back and regrowing. Wine was said to be the transubstantiation of his blood. There are others...

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Re: Transubstantiation, vegetarianism, cannibalism and zombi

Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Tue Nov 23, 2010 6:30 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Deep Sea Isopod wrote:
Pappa wrote:I've been wondering about this. If transubstantiation is a fact and not merely symbolic, does that mean the Church sanctions ritual cannibalism?

Also, are Christian vegetarians hypocritical for eating Jesus' flesh, or do they make exceptions for human flesh (thus cannibalism) or do they make exceptions for the flesh of deities in human form (thus deiphagy)?

I'm wondering if there's not some ancient paganistic ritual behind it?
Yep. For example, Dionysus, Greek god of wine, was said to die each year and be reborn - symbolised by grape vines dying back and regrowing. Wine was said to be the transubstantiation of his blood. There are others...

Xtians never came up with anything original - it's all stolen. :tea:

I like the German Christmas Stolen. With whipped cream. :soup:
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