Raising Mohammed from the Dead - anyone up for it?

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Raising Mohammed from the Dead - anyone up for it?

Post by Santa_Claus » Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:16 pm

I was thinking Xmas day would be funny :biggrin:

From my Islamic researches and study of the Koran over many years I have discovered the means of raising the Prophet Mohammed from beyond the Grave :td:

All I need is for 13 people to sell their souls to Satan
and to recite certain passages from the Koran backwards
whilst 1000 Christians drink the blood of Mohammed, in the form of transubstantiated wine.

It's my contributon to the War on Terror - go to the source :td: .....what could possibly go wrong :ask:
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Re: Raising Mohammed from the Dead - anyone up for it?

Post by Tigger » Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:21 pm

No wanking on a bus? I think you missed out a key element.
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Re: Raising Mohammed from the Dead - anyone up for it?

Post by Santa_Claus » Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:32 pm

Tigger wrote:No wanking on a bus? I think you missed out a key element.
You clearly haven't studied the scriptures, like I have.

Wanking on the Bus is part of raising Jesus :td:
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Re: Raising Mohammed from the Dead - anyone up for it?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:35 pm

I can do the wine drinking bit - already started in fact! :td: :td: :td:
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Re: Raising Mohammed from the Dead - anyone up for it?

Post by Tigger » Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:51 pm

Santa_Claus wrote:
Tigger wrote:No wanking on a bus? I think you missed out a key element.
You clearly haven't studied the scriptures, like I have.

Wanking on the Bus is part of raising Jesus :td:
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