My God Could Kick Your God's Arse

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Re: My God Could Kick Your God's Arse

Post by Trolldor » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:52 pm

But you can disprove a positive.
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."

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Re: My God Could Kick Your God's Arse

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:53 pm

The Mad Hatter wrote:But you can disprove a positive.
Only if you have a complete circuit.
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Post by Trolldor » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:54 pm

Sequential?
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:56 pm

The Mad Hatter wrote:Sequential?
I'm thinking series. :tup:
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Re: My God Could Kick Your God's Arse

Post by Svartalf » Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:43 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Svartalf wrote:
The Mad Hatter wrote:Cthulhu isn't a god, he's an 'old one'. Huge difference.
Given all the cults that worship him and the others, difference vanishes
So he's equivalent to Jeremy Clarkson?

Really, "gods" should have "powers" we don't, not just a mechanical advantage gained from size.

In other news. I watched "The Call of Cthulhu" yesterday. It was as bad as I had hoped it would be.
Seriously, you don't call Cthulhu's ability to infiltrate dreams a supernatural power?

And I never said any movie adaptation of Lovecraft ever was any good... Lovecraft was one of the few guys to pull his kinds of trick consistently in writing (rarely equalled, never surpassed), movies and tv always made horrible hash of it, I blame incompetent hack writers and the fact that Lovecraftian horror rests on the indefinite and imagination, two principles not very compatible with the movie medium
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Re: My God Could Kick Your God's Arse

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:45 pm

Svartalf wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Svartalf wrote:
The Mad Hatter wrote:Cthulhu isn't a god, he's an 'old one'. Huge difference.
Given all the cults that worship him and the others, difference vanishes
So he's equivalent to Jeremy Clarkson?

Really, "gods" should have "powers" we don't, not just a mechanical advantage gained from size.

In other news. I watched "The Call of Cthulhu" yesterday. It was as bad as I had hoped it would be.
Seriously, you don't call Cthulhu's ability to infiltrate dreams a supernatural power?
No, because Chivas Regal 18 yo does the same thing. :drunk:
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Re: My God Could Kick Your God's Arse

Post by charlou » Fri Oct 22, 2010 2:12 am

Douglas Adams's God kicks its own arse ...

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.
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Re: My God Could Kick Your God's Arse

Post by lsdetroit » Fri Oct 22, 2010 2:34 am

im pretty sure my indian wolf god is still winning/won.
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Re: My God Could Kick Your God's Arse

Post by Pappa » Fri Oct 22, 2010 7:48 am

lsdetroit wrote:im pretty sure my indian wolf god is still winning/won.
My Vedic fire god, Agni, would burn the fur off your stupid wolf god and make him run away with his tail between his legs.

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Re: My God Could Kick Your God's Arse

Post by JimC » Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:24 am

Mine has no arse, so there! :Erasb:
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