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Post by Mung Bean » Mon May 03, 2010 9:18 am

Found an amusing email in the admins' inbox over at the old mosque of iniquity yesterday and couldn't resist trolling these clowns up a bit. I get the impression that thinking is not their strong suit.
Hi i would like to have your mailing address to send you some of our free anti muslim booklets. This is our web site http://www.aggressivechristianity.net Thank-you for your time.
Checked out the site a bit and, apart from breaching several areas of the Geneva Convention on inhumane web design, it was full of all sorts of the most lurid fundementia. Replied as follows:
Hi Jo.

I've been checking out your website and I must say it is rather interesting. However I'm curious about some apparently incongruous details of your positions. Perhaps you would care to elucidate for the benefit of our members.

Your organisation seems to be against sex with demons and frankly I'm not sure why. To the best of my knowledge the Bible does not specifically prohibit sex with demons. It does specifically prohibit quite a lot of other things, but for some reason God in his infinite wisdom left this off the lists of things he disapproves of.

Since those lists are otherwise quite extensive, and since he is obviously capable of clarifying matters when he thinks it important, one is left with the obvious conclusion that people having sex with demons is not something that God is greatly bothered about.

I think I know why this may be and would be curious to hear your thoughts on the matter.

As we all know, God is forgiving and willing to grant absolution to those who truly repent of their sins. This is one of the cornerstones of the Christian religion. It is known that people may be weak at times, regardless of how much they may strive to be good, and forgiveness is always available for honest repentance. Presumably this would apply to anyone who makes the mistake of having sex with demons.

It seems to me that having sex with demons would not be an occult practice as such, given that said demons were presumably created by God and exist independently of any actual occult practices.

It also seems to me that if one is, regrettably, going to lapse into fornication on the odd occasion then in moral and ethical terms it would be better to do it with a demon. After all, demons are presumably already beyond redemption whereas our fellow human beings are not, so by fornicating with a demon one would only be responsible for one's own actions and would not be leading another human being into sin.

It is possible, is it not, that knowing the weakness of humans God deliberately left sex with demons off the lists of unapproved activities in the hope that it would result in less people being lead into sin.

Yours sincerely, the CEMB Forum admins.


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Post by Feck » Mon May 03, 2010 9:51 am

Prayer cloths ..... good for cleaning up after um.... well ......you know.......um......... sin ?
http://www.aggressivechristianity.net/p ... 0cloth.htm
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Post by Mung Bean » Mon May 03, 2010 10:49 am

They're free. Wanna grab a few?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon May 03, 2010 10:51 am

Mung Bean wrote:They're free. Wanna grab a few?
Do you have a defilement plan?
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Post by Mung Bean » Mon May 03, 2010 11:21 am

Not yet (ordinary masturbation sounds a bit passe) but I'm sure I can think of something. Those demons could be useful if the fundies can tell me how to contact them.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon May 03, 2010 11:32 am

Mung Bean wrote:Not yet (ordinary masturbation sounds a bit passe) but I'm sure I can think of something. Those demons could be useful if the fundies can tell me how to contact them.
Maybe a Wankquake Day?
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Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Mon May 03, 2010 7:44 pm

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