Jesus getting ready for apocalypse - Official!!

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Jesus getting ready for apocalypse - Official!!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Apr 02, 2010 8:16 pm

OK, it's the Onion, so it's not that official - but it is fucking funny! :biggrin: :biggrin:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/christ ... ming,2176/
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Re: Jesus getting ready for apocalypse - Official!!

Post by rachelbean » Fri Apr 02, 2010 8:45 pm

:lol: From earlier in the week:

If you put your mind to it, you can believe anything!
http://www.theonion.com/articles/if-you ... hin,17168/
lordpasternack wrote:Yeah - I fuckin' love oppressin' ma wimmin, like I love chowin' on ma bacon and tuggin' on ma ol' cock… ;)
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Re: Jesus getting ready for apocalypse - Official!!

Post by Epictetus » Sat Apr 03, 2010 5:44 pm

rachelsinatra wrote::lol: From earlier in the week:

If you put your mind to it, you can believe anything!
http://www.theonion.com/articles/if-you ... hin,17168/
:funny: :clap:
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