What's your spirit animal?

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Re: What's your spirit animal?

Postby tattuchu » Thu Jan 11, 2018 3:15 pm

Hermit wrote:Just had another look. Yes, you're right.

So, I am a tardigrade.

"The tardigrade totem wisdom teaches us about walking our path in peace and sticking to it with determination and serenity.

Cantankerous grumps at the best of times, yet also incredibly incendiary at any other, those who have the tardigrade as totem or spirit animal may be encouraged to take a break, preferably in their neck, rather than looking around or within themselves for more grounded, long-lasting solutions. It's their only possible avenue to make this world a better place."

Now I feel dispirited. :sadcheer:

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Re: What's your spirit animal?

Postby Hermit » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:11 am

tattuchu wrote:
Hermit wrote:Just had another look. Yes, you're right.

So, I am a tardigrade.

"The tardigrade totem wisdom teaches us about walking our path in peace and sticking to it with determination and serenity.

Cantankerous grumps at the best of times, yet also incredibly incendiary at any other, those who have the tardigrade as totem or spirit animal may be encouraged to take a break, preferably in their neck, rather than looking around or within themselves for more grounded, long-lasting solutions. It's their only possible avenue to make this world a better place."

Now I feel dispirited. :sadcheer:

:hehe:
Lucky! I'd love to be a tardigrade!
You can be. It's easy. Just become a cantankerous grump. You don't have to be incendiary as well. That's an optional extra.
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Re: What's your spirit animal?

Postby pErvinalia » Fri Jan 12, 2018 3:20 am

I'm a retardigrade.
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Re: What's your spirit animal?

Postby Sean Hayden » Fri Jan 12, 2018 3:11 pm

If you want to learn something online then don't ask a question. Instead, just post the wrong answer.

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Re: What's your spirit animal?

Postby laklak » Fri Jan 12, 2018 3:14 pm

Can you housetrain a capybara? I want one.
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Re: What's your spirit animal?

Postby Sean Hayden » Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:49 pm

--just keep'em in the yard? :dunno:

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Re: What's your spirit animal?

Postby Pappa » Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:43 pm

Apparently, I'm a tiger.

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Re: What's your spirit animal?

Postby Pappa » Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:45 pm

laklak wrote:Can you housetrain a capybara? I want one.

Yes and no. People do keep them as pets, but they can be a handful.
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Re: What's your spirit animal?

Postby Sean Hayden » Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:24 pm

I bet Trump has an interesting spirit animal. We should probably talk about it.
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Re: What's your spirit animal?

Postby Hermit » Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:20 pm

Sean Hayden wrote:I bet Trump has an interesting spirit animal. We should probably talk about it.
Trump, Trump, Trump

Is that all you ever talk about?

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Re: What's your spirit animal?

Postby pErvinalia » Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:31 pm

His spirit animal would be a sexually transmissible disease..
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