I Escaped a Cunt.

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I Escaped a Cunt.

Post by DaveDodo007 » Sun Feb 10, 2013 6:56 am

I seen the cunt walking towards me so I nipped into the nearest newsagent and pretended to be engrossed in the latest Cosmopolitan magazine. Which had the added bonus of giving me the knowledge of '10 ways to reach a mega-orgasm,' now I just need a cunt to achieve this. :smoke:
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Feb 10, 2013 6:59 am

I've been in and out of a cunt a few times..
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Re: I Escaped a Cunt.

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Feb 10, 2013 11:36 am

Our dear Lord Jesus escaped from a cunt.
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Post by Tero » Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:44 pm

No voi vitttu.

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Feb 10, 2013 6:52 pm

They can be hard to get out of, cunts. :tea:
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Re: I Escaped a Cunt.

Post by tattuchu » Sun Feb 10, 2013 6:57 pm

There once was a woman named Sue
Who filled her vagina with glue
She said to the men
You'll pay to get in
And you'll pay to get out of it, too
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

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