Creationist cartoons: about as funny as a prolapsed rectum

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Did they ever stop to think that there were only three people on the planet at that time according to their Book?

The Worlds first threesome.

Adam fucking Caine fucking Eve. Mental image complete.

Well, they had to give the young Cain a sex education somehow. Not like he was going to pick it up from the school yard.

Home Schooling, the Early Years.

[Svartalf]

They missed the obvious subtitle to this one.


Cain admits to his son that he's the archetypal motherfucker.

Actually, since, AFAIK, Cain actually had a wife, that would be sisterfucker.

Well, maybe, but the babble only ever mentions Adam ans Eve having Cain and Able. Then there was a bit of sibling rivalry which got it back to one.

But those genealogies never mention the girls.

[Faithfree]

These are way funnier from an atheist perspective.

We are fulfilling out destiny, as the lord intended.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

These are way funnier from an atheist perspective.

We are fulfilling out destiny, as the lord intended.

Angry agressive atheist has t-shirt I WANT.

[Thinking Aloud]

Ah! "Revile And Persecute" = "Magical T-Shirt Comes Alive And Blows Raspberry".

[Geoff]

[hadespussercats]

WELL.

Damn creationsists can't even speak English properly.

[hadespussercats]

They missed the obvious subtitle to this one.


Cain admits to his son that he's the archetypal motherfucker.

Actually, since, AFAIK, Cain actually had a wife, that would be sisterfucker.

Where did she come from?

You ask too many questions.

Iz Ratzian.

Actually, my bible says something about how they left Eden and went to live with these other people over there. I should look up the passage, because, well, where the hell did those other people come from? Doesn't that seem like a big missing piece to the story?

And yeah, no matter what, if the population is small enough, justifying incest is gonna be an issue. But the Old Testament at least seems relatively okay with the notion. Look at Lot and his daughters. Of course, Lot is all, "They wanted to have sex with me! They got me drunk!"

Yeah, reading the Bible for the first time (pre-baptism, in middle school) was sort of a horrifying experience for me...

[electricwhiteboy]

They missed the obvious subtitle to this one.


Cain admits to his son that he's the archetypal motherfucker.

Actually, since, AFAIK, Cain actually had a wife, that would be sisterfucker.

Well, maybe, but the babble only ever mentions Adam ans Eve having Cain and Able. Then there was a bit of sibling rivalry which got it back to one.

But those genealogies never mention the girls.

Learn to midrash.

Cain and Able were actually destined to marry their own twin sisters. Abel's wife to be (Aclima) was the looker and the sacrifice was Cain's attempt to get YHVH to allow him to marry her.

Not that any of this is in any way less confusing/creepy.

[Svartalf]

Learn to midrash.

Cain and Able were actually destined to marry their own twin sisters. Abel's wife to be (Aclima) was the looker and the sacrifice was Cain's attempt to get YHVH to allow him to marry her.

Not that any of this is in any way less confusing/creepy.

I don't even know what midrash means

Katkat iznt Jookat

[Gawdzilla Sama]