Had a knock at the door a few minutes ago. A guy and a kid on the porch. He's laughing. "Don't worry, I'm not a Mormon or a JW. But I am a Bible-believing Christian." Then he tried to hand me a tract!
"You're in the same category as the rest of them!" Slam! He had this unbelieving look on his face as I shut the door, as if this couldn't possibly be happening. Sheesh.
Door-knockers, again.
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Haven't had anyone like it call here for years. I think they must have given up on the area as a lost cause? 
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Re: Door-knockers, again.
Could be the pile of corpses by the door...
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
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"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Really must do something about them sometime...
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Well, if they're keeping the door-knockers away, leave 'em, I say. 
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Just need to devise a way of keeping the packs of feral dogs at bay... 
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"Fuck off and die" covers it nicely, I find...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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This door knocking malarkey is perfect for a certain type of fundamentalist. The constant rejection, the slamming of doors in their face, reinforces the fact that they are right and have special access to their god and a truth most of us have no access to. I am sure the rejections sends shivers of pleasure down their humanity denying, zombie death cult masochistic little spines.
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I know it gives them a thrill to get a door slammed in their faces, but hey, we had a movie ready to watch and they were getting in the way of that. 
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I'm still savoring the look on his face when I notified him he was no better than the JWs. He was completely stunned. How fuckin' clueless can you be? Oh, wait...
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They are rare these days. The last lot I had were a big disappointment.
Very nice, but not too much. Not at all pushy, just friendly.
I liked them and felt sorry for them, and they probably felt sorry for me. Whatever happened to the pushy assholes we used to know and love?
Very nice, but not too much. Not at all pushy, just friendly.
I liked them and felt sorry for them, and they probably felt sorry for me. Whatever happened to the pushy assholes we used to know and love?
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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