The Head Of God?
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The Head Of God?
Are there any proper religious debates about the true nature of jesus dick? I mean it must have popped up in serious theological debate at times over the last two millenia?
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Re: The Head Of God?
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Re: The Head Of God?
Maybe we'll know at the second coming 
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It's made of chocolate .. 
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I'm craving chocolate like mad lately.. I could eat a choccie Jesus
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Now that we have Viagra, even Jesus can rise again.
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Actually, there was a serious debate about whether or not he was actually circumcised at some point. I'll digging through a lot of medieval stuff atm so it was probably in the first few centuries. If I get time and remember I'll see what I can find.
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It's in the gospel of Dick. The rabbi came by and circumsized baby Jesus. Joseph gave him a drink and took out some coins. The rabbi said he only took tips.
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