Fabrice Muamba

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Fabrice Muamba

Post by matthewr88 » Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:43 pm

Love this... "miracle"...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... overy.html

Fuck all to do with the doctors and paramedics that slaved over what was basically his corpse for those 78 minutes. I bet they appreciate the great public show of gratitude. What a tool.


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Post by tattuchu » Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:49 pm

Well who else to give credit to if not God? :ddpan:
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

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Post by Atheist-Lite » Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:56 pm

tattuchu wrote:Well who else to give credit to if not God? :ddpan:
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Post by John_fi_Skye » Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:58 pm

Yep. Doctors just stand about and don't do much. It's all those people who prayed who have saved him. :yoda: :vader:

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Post by Seabass » Sun Apr 22, 2012 6:06 pm

I am walking proof of the power of prayer. For 78 minutes I was dead and even if I lived was expected to have suffered brain damage. But I’m very much alive and sitting here talking now. Some one up there was watching over me.
It is rather galling isn't it.....
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Post by tattuchu » Sun Apr 22, 2012 6:09 pm

Crumple wrote:
tattuchu wrote:Well who else to give credit to if not God? :ddpan:
:crumple:
Yes but Death dropped the ball, or the footballer, didn't He? He had him, but then let the fellow slip right through His bony fingers :?
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Post by Elessarina » Sun Apr 22, 2012 6:16 pm

I know so disappointing..

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Post by Atheist-Lite » Sun Apr 22, 2012 6:23 pm

I don't often miss. What do you want me to do he's got to wait his turn now? He's at the back of a long line. I suppose I could do one of those big sweeps and get him that way? sooner? :crumple:
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Post by matthewr88 » Sun Apr 22, 2012 6:58 pm

I suppose we shouldn't expect much more from someone whose job isn't that brain teasing...

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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:01 pm

I am walking proof of the power of prayer.
A walking example of ingratitude personified, more like.
For 78 minutes I was dead and even if I lived was expected to have suffered brain damage.
Sounds like you did.
Some one up there was watching over me.
They're called doctors. :ddpan:


What a fucking moron.
Next time, the doctors etc. should sit back and let god sort it out.
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Post by matthewr88 » Sun Apr 22, 2012 9:34 pm

Goggle "footballer heart attack"... He's not the only 20 something douce bag to increase their chances of early death in the name of something as pointless as sport... they probably all put their faith in god... idiots...

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Re: Fabrice Muamba

Post by HomerJay » Sun Apr 22, 2012 9:43 pm

Those are the doctors who saved him in the picture, it is in lots of papers but they aren't referenced.

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Re: Fabrice Muamba

Post by klr » Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:14 pm

:banghead:

Obviously, when the likes of Marc-Vivien Foé collapsed in similar circumstances a few years ago, God was out back taking a wizz*, and just couldn't be arsed saving his life. :roll:

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