Fabrice Muamba
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Fabrice Muamba
Love this... "miracle"...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... overy.html
Fuck all to do with the doctors and paramedics that slaved over what was basically his corpse for those 78 minutes. I bet they appreciate the great public show of gratitude. What a tool.
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... overy.html
Fuck all to do with the doctors and paramedics that slaved over what was basically his corpse for those 78 minutes. I bet they appreciate the great public show of gratitude. What a tool.
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Re: Fabrice Muamba
Well who else to give credit to if not God? 

People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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Re: Fabrice Muamba
tattuchu wrote:Well who else to give credit to if not God?

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Yep. Doctors just stand about and don't do much. It's all those people who prayed who have saved him.




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It is rather galling isn't it.....I am walking proof of the power of prayer. For 78 minutes I was dead and even if I lived was expected to have suffered brain damage. But I’m very much alive and sitting here talking now. Some one up there was watching over me.
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Yes but Death dropped the ball, or the footballer, didn't He? He had him, but then let the fellow slip right through His bony fingersCrumple wrote:tattuchu wrote:Well who else to give credit to if not God?

People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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I know so disappointing..
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I don't often miss. What do you want me to do he's got to wait his turn now? He's at the back of a long line. I suppose I could do one of those big sweeps and get him that way? sooner? 

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I suppose we shouldn't expect much more from someone whose job isn't that brain teasing...
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A walking example of ingratitude personified, more like.I am walking proof of the power of prayer.
Sounds like you did.For 78 minutes I was dead and even if I lived was expected to have suffered brain damage.
They're called doctors.Some one up there was watching over me.

What a fucking moron.
Next time, the doctors etc. should sit back and let god sort it out.
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Goggle "footballer heart attack"... He's not the only 20 something douce bag to increase their chances of early death in the name of something as pointless as sport... they probably all put their faith in god... idiots...
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Those are the doctors who saved him in the picture, it is in lots of papers but they aren't referenced.
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Re: Fabrice Muamba

Obviously, when the likes of Marc-Vivien Foé collapsed in similar circumstances a few years ago, God was out back taking a wizz*, and just couldn't be arsed saving his life.

*Thanks to Homer Simpson for that line

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